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Tweak says, "this is absolutly ....well IDK"

isabela. (naishe) wrote in fairharbor,
@ 2016-07-13 21:47:00

Entry tags:

!network post, ezio auditore, isabela, lady maria, nathan drake, ned wynert, victor sullivan

This is the right sort of lighthouse monster to break up the recent bit of fuckery.

The only trouble is catching these little buggers. I nearly lured a cute little fluffball earlier, but then Penelope the Tiny Goat got too excited and hopped about, scaring the thing off.

Ravi, love. Do you or any of you who are equally in the know have any ideas for me?

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	mentore 2016-07-14 09:20 am UTC (link)
	Apparently, it is a frustrating exercise in futility unless you have some sort of special ball to catch them in. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 09:23 am UTC (link)
	A special ball? How can they all fit into balls? That doesn't seem humane at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-07-14 09:28 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea. But Ravi was working on them, so I assume they are not a torture device. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Hm. It is still a troubling thought, especially seeing how these creatures like to roam. Maybe they're roomier on the inside, these balls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-07-14 09:37 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps. Or perhaps the creatures get smaller. They are clearly creatures with extraordinary talents, if not manners. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dosex 2016-07-14 10:52 am UTC (link)
	You don't keep them in the balls indefinitely, thankfully. They're more like .... Cat carrier. Bit barbaric in the whole claiming sense but once they're captured and bonded they stay with you without the balls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	They bond like pets, then? Why would anyone need to catch and keep all of them as pets? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sicparvis 2016-07-14 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	... What kind of special ball? Because we pulled up like fifty of these ball things yesterday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-07-14 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	Ravi called them pokeballs. He would be the better person to ask. Unless you want to give me one to test and promise to wish me luck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-07-14 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	You want to come pick one up? I don't have another use for them. No idea what they're for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-07-14 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	I will come try one. Failing to catch any of them this morning was annoying to say the least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-07-14 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know how throwing a ball at it will help, but if nothing else works you can play fetch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-07-14 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	I get the impression the balls are a trap of some kind. But perhaps I will try it away from an audience. My embarrassment quota has been met for the week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-07-14 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Any idea of how many there are? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-07-14 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Not even slightly. Some are quite small. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-07-14 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	As long as they're not killing people, I'll live. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-07-14 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	I have not heard of any deaths. One zapped me in the backside and another licked me, but that is the worst of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-07-14 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Under some circumstances that sounds like a good night out on the town. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-07-14 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Out on the town? Are you a bit of an exhibitionist, amico? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	greatthings 2016-07-14 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Says you. I'm staying out on the boat until this nonsense is over. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 09:24 am UTC (link)
	I may store the ones I catch in your room since you went out on the boat without me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greatthings 2016-07-14 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Don't be cruel, Iz. I figured you'd want to dig into the crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 09:30 am UTC (link)
	I am the cruelest, Vic. The cruelest. You figured rightly, though, and I know my mornings have been lazier these last few days anyway, so it's a fair decision on your part. I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greatthings 2016-07-14 09:40 am UTC (link)
	If it makes you feel better, I just spotted some of those things in the water. This plan probably isn't going to work out so well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	Ooooh! A water monster? Bring it home for me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greatthings 2016-07-14 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	How about no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	Even if I bring home fine alcohols for exchange? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greatthings 2016-07-14 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Even if you throw in cigars. Do I look like a monster hunter to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. You are aggressively against, I see. You do, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greatthings 2016-07-14 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	If it's not a good payday and the short list of people I give a damn about aren't in trouble, chances are I'm good staying out of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Am I on your list? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greatthings 2016-07-15 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. But if you go diving into trouble, maybe not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-15 09:15 am UTC (link)
	Fair enough. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	abandonedship 2016-07-14 09:43 am UTC (link)
	THEY ARE SO CUTE. I must have them all. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't they just? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alwaysclever 2016-07-14 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Are you trying to catch one of these things to keep it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	More catching to protect, love. Don't worry, I'll make sure it's one that won't shed on your dashing suits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwaysclever 2016-07-14 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. It isn't that I don't like animals, it's just that I don't like animals. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	I know, I know. Why do you think I usually come to you for sex instead of bringing you here where Penelope lives? I'm a giver. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwaysclever 2016-07-14 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	I appreciate that more than you know, my love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-14 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Is that so? You're holding out on showing some of your appreciations? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwaysclever 2016-07-15 12:56 am UTC (link)
	There are special occasions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	naishe 2016-07-15 09:15 am UTC (link)
	Oooh. (Reply to this) (Parent)