voice wisp: arthur → everyone [He really hates doing these, he hates drawing attention to himself at all, but needs must. So for now he’ll try to be short and to the point and hopefully that will work.]
Would anyone happen to know if there is a gramophone hidden somewhere here? I know that some machines don’t function well, but surely one of the older ones with a crank...
[The wisp trails off, uncertain. He really, really hates these sometimes.]
It isn’t necessary, of course, I simply thought it might be rather easier than trying to hunt down a full jazz ensemble.