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Does anyone see any point in keeping this community open, as there has been no posting made in over a year, and the one prior to that was in 2007?
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| stayin alive... |
[26 May 2011|01:06am] |
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With the user purge going on, I see we have lost a few members.
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| GOD HAS ZERO TOLERANCE FOR WICCA! |
[25 Sep 2007|04:17pm] |
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Ban WICCANS From Your Community NOW! Before They Take Your Children!
Activities Associated with Wicca:
Please contact your local Christian police officer or Pastor if you witness anything listed below. We ask that you try your best to subdue any godless creatures engaged in such activities until professional help arrives. Members of the community are asked to keep 10 yards of Captain's Rope, a case of duct tape and a loaded shotgun within running distance throughout the entire month October as we declare, "Open Season on Wicca."
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- A Gathering of Pale-Skinned Obese People in Baggy Clothes with Multiple Tattoos and/or Facial Piercings: In addition, a solitary or lonely looking overweight individual who meets the above description should also raise immediate concern!
- Renaissance Festivals: These fairs or "festivals" are slyly marketed to mainstream sinners, but our Occult experts have found that they are nothing more than Wiccan recruitment centers.
- Overweight People Climbing Trees: Wiccans practice tree climbing in our region due to the fact that we hold nightly hunting parties where the only way a Wiccan can escape the Lord's wrath is by climbing a tree (which we usually light on fire anyway).
- Skateboarding with Baggy Pants and Loose Sneakers: Skateboarding is a gateway sin which cunning Wiccan Den Mothers of the Night use to introduce their children to the Occult.
- Motorcycle Gangs: It is common knowledge that gangs like, "The Hell's Angels," have been getting paid top dollar since the early 1970's to kidnap attractive young ladies who are sold as sex-slaves to Wiccan High Priests.
- Liberal Political Propaganda Stickers on Automobiles: Liberals like to claim "tolerance," so that even Wiccans are welcomed by the succor of their twisted politics. The truth is, Jesus is not tolerant. And True Christians™ shouldn't be either! Jesus is going to burn people in Hell if they don't believe in Him. If He was tolerant, He'd let everyone into Heaven, which of course - is NOT the case!
- A Person or Persons Owning an Unusual Number of Felines: Witches never change. They love cats. But did you know that modern Wiccans cook cats with garlic and drink them in a stew? They also sacrifice cats and other animals with padded feet to their Dark Master, Satan. Be on the lookout for folks with too many cats!
- Role Playing Video Games Like World of Warcraft: Our Christian children have been sharing Jesus with sinners in the World of Warcraft for the last few years! The shocking statistics are that over 75% of people who play role playing video games are Wiccans! Help Jesus save a soul before they get in the game!
- Overzealousness in Regard to Halloween: The Devil's Birthday is October 31st, and Wiccans prepare for the celebration throughout the entire month of October. They live to server their master, Lucifer, but will lie through their teeth about it, saying they don't even believe in Satan and that he has nothing to do with Wicca. Don't believe a word of this nonsense! As our Creation Scientists are fond of saying, "One doesn't have to believe that human blood is red, to see that it is so!
- Defecating or Urinating in Public - Especially Near a House of Christian Worship: Wiccans are sneaky, but we've caught up with them! We know how they mark their territory during the month of October. Two years ago in Alabama, a coven of enormously overweight Wiccans managed to poop out a giant pentagram over two square miles in just three days! The church they marked in the center of the Devil's star was smacked down by Satan and went up in flames on Halloween night! Don't let this happen in your community! Report these people to the authorities!
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Ah, you just gotta love Landover Baptist Church.
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| Article at Witchvox: Pagan Apologetics |
[02 Sep 2007|08:12am] |
http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=ukgb2&c=words&id=11993Apologetics is the field of study concerned with the systematic defense of a position. Someone who engages in apologetics is called an apologist. The term comes from the Greek word apologia, meaning the defense of a position against an attack, not from the English word apology, which is exclusively understood as a defensive plea for forgiveness for an action that is open to blame.
And it’s true that we as Pagans suffer a lot from lies and ignorance deliberately or unconsciously perpetuated about us, even Witch or Pagan stereotypes which to make us a taken-seriously faith we must reject.
Answering common misconceptions
(1) Wiccans worship the Devil
(2) Wiccans engage in ritual orgies or promiscuous sex
(3) Wicca is only for women
(4) Wicca has no rules or binding ethics
(5) Wicca is a cult that recruits people
(6) Wicca can be whatever you want it to ( Overall, a good article, but I don't like the premise )
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