Jack arched a brow at the suggestion of the bed, but didn't say anything. It was moving a bit fast, but how long had he been on the train? How long ago was his last shag?
Not that he and Cap'n Tietjens over here would, but the opportunity had moved from 'definitely not' to 'possibly'. Jack could work a ways with possibly.
Jack gestured grandly to the bed, "After you, my good sir. Then I'll literally blow your mind with a time-travelling sentient train."
He grinned. He'd done worse before breakfast before.