He couldn't exactly protest the logic. Even in Nebraska, when a lot of things had been hard to come by, they hadn't really had a problem getting the basics like gloves and gauze. "Nashville," he replied almost distractedly. He ran the fingers of one hand through his hair before he shook his head slightly.
"See, the thing about that is ... it's not exactly fun for me to ... pelt people with water gloves." Or to do anything of that nature, honestly. "It ... would be fun for other people. For me it's ... not." He paused a moment, then smiled a little. "I appreciate the sentiment, but ... I think everyone would have more fun if you ... ah. Took the idea to someone else." He could name a handful of people off of the top of his head who might have fun with that. Kaylee probably would, if there was a group in the spirit of it, or if Harley started it in the pool car. They could make a pool game of it.