Cover your eyes...he's almost nekkid!
“Towel, yes, that be nice,” he said. “Though not necessary,” he hopped off the table. “A quick way to solve this,” he undid his pants, pulled them down, than he tripped over his pants that got caught with his trainers. He caught himself on a chair. He kicked off his trainers off, took his trousers and threw it in the oven. “I know that is fire proof, but not water proof.”
What he sported was Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy boxers, they where purple. Who thought he be sporting a pair of those? He has no socks on!
"And, and, and I could take you and Jack any day," he said. "Two against one is not bad odds. Its three against one is a problem."