TITLE: We need bananas! TIME/DAY: Tuesday night TAKES PLACE AFTER/BEFORE:http://timelady.insanejournal.com/6007.html?view=129143#t129143 CHARACTERS: Fred, Susan and anyone in Torchwood is invited and companions WARNINGS: Silliness for now, may contain choking if eating and drinking while reading. Remember I didn’t warn you.
The Doctor was down in the Torchwood kitchen.
“Bond, James Bond: I am making banana splits!,” the Doctor said in a high pitched voice. He slid on his spectacles on, “Now, fragile as this maybe and who knows what dangers leaks from this cold box.”
“Hello, hello, hello,” the Doctor said as he pulled out three boxes of ice cream. “Delicious you maybe my chocolate, the king of all flavors, Vanilla, Vanilla banana on ice baby!” The Doctor clicked his tongue and jerked his head a little. “Aaaaand the fruit of them all is Strawberry…Strawberry fields forever,” he sang.
He sat the boxes on the counter. “Next plan is find the scoop. If I was supposed to be a scoop where shall I be?” He closed his eyes, made a funny face. “I guess ya be in here!” He pulled the draw open. “BINGO! I am gooooood good indeed!”
He took the scoop, “I bring forth thee weapon…Hold on! Hold on the scoop my boys!” The Doctor spun the scoop in his right hand and put on the counter.
”Bowls! We need bowls! Search for bowls. Five quid award for each one! What, you say that’s not a good bounty. Fine! Make it five hundred drillions each!”
“Found them. I saved myself fifteen hundred drillions!” he said cheerfully.
He scooped each flavor in three bowls. “Brilliant! Three Flavour mission completed. Report back to cold base my boys!” He put the boxes away.
He clapped his hands together and he had a mad look. “Now, onto the fun and evil fun experiment! Now, where are they?”