Attention!
Whoever has absconded with my ring, I would like it back.
Whoever has absconded with my ring, I would like it back.
Since everything on this primitive mobile device is taking an eternity, I'm not going to remove where I've written it twice. Consider it extra emphasis.
There will be a reward for its safe return, though it seems you've stolen my money too. Keep the money, use it to reward yourself for returning my ring. If that's not enough, I'm sure we can work something out.
You can find me in room 46. The name is Lucifer Morningstar.
Someone around here has an interesting sense of humor and a lot of free time considering the balloons and the towel. Nice touches, but perhaps you can channel that energy into finding my ring.
And I'm disappointed that I wasn't at least given a Devils jersey.
But really, I want my ring back. This is not the day