Of course, regular people have powers. We're all regular people. And there's power in numbers. It's all about shifting the balance of the world to work in your favor. I'm not going to say it's "mind over matter" but it does help.
I'm flattered that you think I'm cool, usually it requires more effort on my part, with an air of casual disinterest in all things mainstream.
Don't worry though, I think you're cool too, Eddie.