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Yeah, I am. Number 7. Come over if you want.
By the way, I'm gay. Like really fucking gay. You're now the only one who knows. Trust fall, alright? I've never told anyone before. But I'm telling you because I know about you so you know about me and nobody's going to take those things about us and use them against us. Not here.
Because fuck it. The gays, we love our brunches. I'm going to eat breakfast pastries if I want and so should you.