I do have a terrible sweet tooth and spend what I'm told is an inordinate amount of coin on honeycakes... ah, and now I crave them. I don't suppose those are among the sweet you've seen. Though I might brave the shop for the... pens, you say? Pens and parchment.
I'd like to think I have some small measure of notoriety, but wouldn't be so presumptuous to call it fame yet. Perhaps one day, if my muse stops trying to ditch me along the way.