OPEN → EVENT & I AM NOT SORRY
[ Good evening, ladies and gentleman. How is it by the fire? Warm, toasty...hot?
Well, by some freak accident, there happens to be a starfish out of the water toasting gently by the fire. Look at those arms, pink and marbled and without a single ounce of fat. Look at that fine, fine face, eyes sheltered by sunglasses and nose completely missing.
Doesn't it just spark up a burning feeling of need within you?
It's alright, ladies, there's enough Patrick to go around. ]
(( I promise to delete this in a few hours, Jes ))