I need to give you more spam more often. :<
[He'll stay like this forever if it means he doesn't have to look her in the face ever again. (And that means she won't have to see the burning red of his face too!)]
I--
[What is he supposed to say? "I can't get dressed because the dresser in front of me is full of pink lacy panties?" Somehow that doesn't seem at all appropriate, especially given who his current companion is.
Of course, he hasn't yet tried the second or the third drawer! Maybe the first one was just a really bad joke. A boy can dream, right? But his dreams are shattered the moment he opens the second drawer to reveal an assortment of....erm....toys. Very unique ones. In light of the contents of the first and second drawers, he decides to forgo opening the third one. Somehow, he gets the feeling it won't be full of pairs of nice, sensible sweatpants.]