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Tweak says, "uncle johnny made my dress!"

Lulu Bell (switchform) wrote in erato_dr,
@ 2013-04-29 14:28:00

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the C U P C A K E meme

THE CUPCAKE MEME

Once again for inexplicable reasons, there are cupcakes everywhere. There are tables set with trays overflowing, so much so that cupcakes are showing up in the strangest of places. Nightstands, dressers, the pillow next to your head. Will you indulge? Careful, these cupcakes are anything but ordinary. Have fun~ ♥

[how to play]

1.) Post a comment with your character, their name and fandom / any particulars and or boundaries you have.
2.) Someone replies! Either they can roll for you, or in your reply you can roll the dice (or cheat) and see what cupcake you get.
3.) To roll, go to the Random Number Generator (min 1 max 13) and match it up with the cupcakes on the list.
4.) Tag partners do the same in the next comment, and everybody’s got their cupcake! Effects are immediate upon consumption and last however long you like.
5.) Still feeling hungry or unsated? Have another. Effects stack.

[the cupcakes]

[Vanilla cupcake with a strawberry on top] - #1: lust

You’re suddenly very hot, heady and you need someone. You don’t care who, you just want them and you want them now.

[Vanilla cupcake with orange frosting] - #2: rough/hate-sex

You might like them, just know them or you might hate them… but God, you just want to fuck them senseless. Roughly. Until they're raw.

[Lemon cupcake with yellow frosting] - #3: instant dom

You have a desire to make this person submit to you, by any means necessary.

[Cherry cupcake with red frosting] - #4: instant sub

The mate of the lemon cupcake, you find yourself wanting to submit entirely, to serve this person in any way you can.

[Vanilla cupcake with pale blue frosting] - #5: Exhibitionism/ voyeurism

You feel like putting on a show. Sex in a public place? Easily overheard? Or maybe you invite someone to watch. Maybe you’re the one invited, or stuck overhearing.

[Slightly crumbled cupcake with crooked icing] - #6: Murphy’s law

No matter how hot it is or how close you are to climax, something’s going to go wrong. Distracted? Too soon? Fall out of bed? Someone walk in? Interrupted in other ways? Oh my.

[Chocolate cupcake with berries] - #7: Cross dress cupcake

You just landed yourself in an entirely different outfit.

[Chocolate cupcake with mint frosting] - #8: Bondage

Surprise, you just got tied up in things. To things? Maybe even to people. The type of bonds can vary and change.

[Vanilla cupcake with cherry on top] - #9: Sensory deprivation

You just lost one of your senses completely. Now, just what will bring it back?

[Chocolate cupcake with peanut butter frosting] - #10: Sex swap

Your body just changed, time to get to know it!

[Marble cupcake with mixed frosting] - #11: Sweet lovings

You’re feeling… romantic. Very, very romantic.

[Mini-cupcake glittery trio] - #12: Threesome!

You think it's time to spice things up, this time with... a third body in the bed.

[Plain cupcake] - #13: Grab-bag

Choose, combine or make up your own!

Enjoy! ♥

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	needmymp3 2013-06-04 03:00 am UTC (link)
	[She sucks the spot she nipped for a second, tilting her head back to give him a grin.] You really up for working hard long hours without stopping? I can be a demanding coworker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-04 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	[ Pleased hum goes here. Damn, woman... have you no self-preservation? ] I'm more worried about you keeping up. I don't want to pull all the weight, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-05 05:14 am UTC (link)
	[Thinking ahead is not always her strong point.] Calling me deadweight, huh. A little ironic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-05 11:09 am UTC (link)
	[ Hopefully you won't need your legs for anything soon. ] Maybe... but you're the one posing challenges here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-06 04:52 am UTC (link)
	[Bah standing.] I could let you off easy if you're any good with backrubs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-06 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	See? We've barely started and you're already falling to pieces. [ He could do backrubs. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-07 03:41 am UTC (link)
	For some of us it's the first time sleeping with undead sex machines. [She's going to shift up onto one arm to give him a peck on the lips. And then she's going to flop over on her stomach.] Back rub. Then I'll be as good as new. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-08 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	So bloody demanding... [ His tone is light and lo and behold, he does comply. Shifting over to straddle her so he can run his hands all over that back of hers. This comes with the welcome bonus of his junk being located close to her ass. No complaints. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-11 01:28 am UTC (link)
	[She stretches her arms out in front of her much akin to a cat, sinking in against the bed with a soft sigh. Mmf.] So what's my blood taste like on a scale of deliciousness? [Her eyes might be closed but she's still curious.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-11 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	It's not bad, what little taste I got. Sure, it's no Slayer blood but you'll do. [ Teasing. She actually doesn't fall too far from his preferred snacks, even if she's a few years older. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-11 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	[Who are you calling old?] What makes Slayer blood different than normal people? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-12 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	It comes from a Slayer, for starters. [ Knead knead. ] They're stronger, faster... full of supernatural mojo. It's like the difference between Babycham and a stiff whiskey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-13 05:22 am UTC (link)
	So it's like catnip for vampires. [Mmm, she rolls out her shoulders.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-13 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	[ Amused chuckle. ] Something like that, yeah. Better? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-13 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Mm, better. [If he'd kept going she'd risk actually falling asleep.] Best undead hands I've ever felt. [She twists her torso to look back at him.] Want me to return the favor? 'Cause I know I totally scratched you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-13 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	That? Barely even felt it. [ Smirk. ] Alright then. Like I'd pass up a chance to have your hands all over me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-14 08:20 am UTC (link)
	[She snorts and bucks her hips backward and to the side for him to get off and shift over.] Can vampires drink other vampires' blood? [Yeah twenty questions is going to be a thing, though it will come with her straddling him in a similar position if he lays down easy enough.] Or is that just as nasty as it sounds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-14 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	[ He's an obedient little boy and stretches out on the bed with a small, pleased groan. This could be kind of nice, actually. ] We can, it just doesn't do much for us. Like stale beer, you know? Some people like to play. [ Dru did, but he's not about to mention her just now. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-15 05:28 am UTC (link)
	[Excuse her while she goes about kneading, squeezing and massaging your back, Spike.] Hnh. [She thinks this over. Applies her body's weight in pressure as she works her hands down his back and sides.] You're how old, again? Hundred and something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-15 09:09 am UTC (link)
	[ Okay, scratch that. This is really nice. ] Twenty-six. I'm 126. [ Hnngh. ] Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-15 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	[If only she wasn't so rusty with her Ashiatsu technique.] So you were alive in the like, nineteenth century? With cravats, ruffly shirts and ballroom dancing sort of gigs? That's cool. [Genuine!] Was it like all those historical dramas show it off to be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-16 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	I was. Dru found me in 1880. [ Don't do the math. It won't work. Whedon. ] The telly never get it right... that time was a bloody pain in th' ass and the further away we move from it, the better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-16 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, what sucked about it? I mean, besides the total lack of tech. [Rub, rub.] ... And human rights, hygiene and all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-17 10:54 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you mean aside from that? [ Tch. ] People were wankers back then... more than they are now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-06-17 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	I would've thought it would've been the other way 'round. [Thoughtful. She kneads at the back of his neck, running her fingers up through his hair. It requires she lean more or less across his back.] You ever get to watch history being made? Like, see it first hand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)