Woooooo I've been MIA for a while. You see, right after I got my new laptop, my desktop up and DIED. I can't play on my laptop because of this stupid chipset NOT-GRAPHICS-CARD thingy built into the motherboard. I REALLY wish I'd known that when I bought it, since I was most looking forward to Simming on a fast computer. My dreams = crushed. LUCKILY though, thanks to a good friend, I managed to save all of my Sims 2 files and the legacy is (hopefully) safe and awaiting the moment I am able to get a new computer that I am able to play the game on o_o
Things were beginning to get really interesting, too!
Anyway, on with the update! If you don't remember what happened last time, Pam moved in with Ash, they got married and spawned children Evan and Ashlyn, Evan was horrifyingly fug as a toddler, both children had birthdays and Pam was shown exploding into prego-ness.
Evan doesn't look quite as horrifying while asleep ;D
His mom constantly punishes him for being ugly. Pam: Hey look, a distraction! Evan:: Huh? I don't see any distraction... Pam:: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE >D LOL just kidding, she really does love him. Even if he's horrifying.
Ashlyn: Hi mom! MOOOM PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE. Evan: I got good grades because I'm awesome! Pam: My eyes! THEY BURN!
He's an autonomous dancer! OMG I love Sims who dance autonomously! :D He's interesting, I'll give him that...
His sister on the other hand, is a bit boring :\
AHH BURGLAR. Not again! Same fugly guy too.
And who comes to save the day? Fish Face Cop. Yeek that is SOME NOSE BUDDY!
Fugly Burglar & Fish Face: *engage in EPIC BATTLE* Evan: WHOO! KICK HIS ASS! YEAH!
Haha, like father like son.
Meanwhile Ashlyn couldn't care less about strangers invading her house, as long as she has Starsky. Ashlyn: WHO'S A PWETTY KITTY!? *smooch* LOL he's like half her size.
FAMILY SKILLIN' TIEMZ.
And Starsky got old D:
Evan: OMG Mom you're home, I missed you! I love you even when you smell really bad! :D Pam: I suppose I should hug it...
Pam explodes into her second trimester.
AUTONOMOUS DANCING! :D Well, I MADE Ashlyn dance...but Evan does it all by himself. And that Britney girl one of them brought home joined in as well. ZOMG DANCE PARTY.
D'awww. Evan actually looks adorable from this angle.
Oh yeah, they got into private school. No other pics of this though, I dunno why.
Ash: Congratulations, you're mother is pregant! Evan: Um.....thanks?? I guess? Pam: *PLUSPLUS*
Starsky: ZZzzzz I love sleeping with my human <3 Pam:: SHOO!! PREGO NEED SLEEP!
...so she can go do THIS. OK.
Ashlyn: MOM I GOT AN A+ I AM SO AWESOME! Pam: I'd love to discuss your awesomeness but as you can see, I'm pregnant and must vegitate. Also, you might notice the painting... Yeah, I saw that Starsky's days were dwindling and I wanted a picture to remember him by.
Pam: OMG! Did you see that!? My stomach totally exploded again! Evan: *doesn't even notice*
SRSLY THERE BETTER NOT BE TWINS IN THERE! D:
RUN STARSKY RUN!! Yeah this was sort of pointless.
Back in the house, Pam wandered into the kitchen to go into labor. Pam: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN?! HALP.
Watching Pam in labor causes different reactions from each family member; Ashlyn: GAH! What's happening to mom!? *LEVITATES* Evan: EW LADY PARTS! I'M STROKIN' OUT! Ash: Oh, looks like my wife is in some sort of intense pain. Ho hum...
This is Robbie Braden. She has Ash's eyes, and Pam's hair & skintone.
Pam: Here, take it. CRAP, TWINS AGAIN.
Pam: UM HELLO? Still pregnant here!
Ididn'twantyou I mean, and THIS is Andrew Braden. He has Pam's skintone, and Ash's eyes & hair.
Ash: Here you go, sweetheart, onto the floor with you :D HEY! What happened to being a GOOD Sim father?? Ashlyn: OMG BABIES! Evan: I KNOW HOLY CRAP!
Celebratory moment of peace.
Pam spent 90% of her time doing stuff like this. Pam: It never stops crying! Why? Please, baby, PLEASE stop crying! D:
Then we skip to birthday time, because nothing interesting happened during the last three sim days.
Pam: OMG! You mean I can finally get some sleep after this?!
Ash: Have some birthday tickles! Robbie: *gazes into the flames and is mesmerized*
Ash: LOL THROWING BABIES IS AWESOME.
Pam: HAHA I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS FOR A LONG TIME! *chucks Andrew* Starsky: o__o What is she DOING? Notice that Robbie grew up BALD. WTF MAXIS.
And now, I'm sorry to say, but...
Prepare yourselves for fug.
Are you ready?
Really?
SERIOUSLY READY?!
OKAY THEN. MEET ANDREW BRADEN.
WTF MONKEY BOY. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Why are the boys so WEIRD-LOOKING? Aaahhhhh hide!
Looks like he got Pam's mouth, and Ash's nose. Guess that's not a good combo huh! LOL
Robbie, on the other hand...
She's pretty! Aside from those razor-sharp cheek bones, I mean. Hopefully she'll grow into those!
D'awww.
Moving along, it's birthday time for Evan and Ashlyn as well!
Evan: I wish for a nose!
And the twins twirl and sparkle and leap into the air.
Ashlyn as a teen! I think she looks a lot like Pam, but she has Ash's eyebrows. I also just noticed this, but her eyes are rather small! XD
I was scrolling over to Evan when I caught Ash's expression. LOL TV IS SRS BSNS.
Here's Evan! He really didn't turn out half-bad. He doesn't have much of an upper lip though...although that's my fault, because Ash doesn't have much of one either!
AND LOOK WHAT ELSE!
HE GREW A NOSE FINALLY!
Pam: Are you guys trying to watch TV? Haha, let me just stand right in the way!
I changed Evan's hair the next time I booted up the game, and gave him a new outfit since I realized I had crap for teen clothes and went on a downloading spree XD
Robbie is still cute.
Andrew is still a Monkey Boy.
Evan still autonomously dances! <3 Even if he doesn't look so perfect, he's sort of my favorite XD
The twins gain skills all day to keep them from being annoying and splashing in the toilet OMG I HATE THAT SO MUCH!! The toddler gate is TOTALLY NOT WORKING D:
Heh, I love having teenagers around.
These two are best friends already!
Evan brought this girl home from school, so...why not?! Her name is Hope Jenkins...I think.
He immediately puts the moves on her....and his arm gets stuck like that until the next time I start up the game ><
Evan: Invisible glass of water!!
IN WHICH VIDEO GAMES ARE SERIOUS EFFIN' BUSINESS:
Ash: *loses horribly to his own daughter...SHAMED* Hope: OMG what is wrong with him?! Ashlyn: I am SO awesome.
This girl, I think her name is Diana Burns, came home with the twins one day.
She tried to dance, but really sucked...
...and Evan spent the entire afternoon LAUGHING AT HER. Diana: Heh! See, I'm doing it! I'm shakin' what my Momma gave me! Err...yeah! Evan: LOL BITCH THINKS SHE CAN DANCE!
Then Evan invited Hope over, and they became omgthebestoffriends:
Evan: Hell yeah! I'm in LOVE! Andrew:I hope I can be like my big brother someday!
Evan introduces Hope to Pam. Hope: Even though your daughter is a total bitch, your son is a dreamboat! Yeah, Ashlyn really doesn't like her XD
At least Hope can shake her money-maker!
Then they hearted all over each other on the couch, whilst Pam worked out in the background.
Ashlyn felt sorry for Diana and tried to teach her to dance.
Toddler birthday time!
Robbie: WOW MY BIRTHDAY FOR REALS?! Pam: =O!!!
And MONKEY BOY. Ashlyn: Holy crap he's terrifying up close!
OMG ROBBIE. She is definitely the PRETTIEST Sim child I have ever seen in my game! YAAY! :D
...even when her hair is impaling her shoulders!
Her brother, on the other hand...
Thereisnohope.
NO HOPE.
Robbie loves him anyway. DLFKJ ASLMDSNKL; SHE'S SO PRETTY.
Then some poor bastard started a fire, and everyone freaked the hell out until the fireman came and put it out.
A few minutes later...
*HEADDESK* REALLY!?
Everyone: OMG FIRE! FIRE! HOLY CRAP FIRE! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!! FIRE FIRE!! OMG I HATE YOU SIMS SOMETIMES. Anyway, yeah the fireman had to come AGAIN.
Meanwhile I decided to test out that salon chair. Diana was the willing victim.
And Ash does a good job! She was OMGOVERJOYED with her new look.
And where are you two running off to?
...Oh. Pam: Take THAT, son who used to be ugly! Evan: God Mom, WTH?!
Then Evan invites Hope over...
...who claims she is filthy rich. You're a teen!
Aww, Robbie's a hugger too!
Ashlyn's a money sim, so I had her get a job so she wouldn't go into aspirational failure. Ashlyn: *heads off to work* See ya, bitches! I'm gonna make me some MONEY!
EVERYONE'S DANCING!
MORE DANCING! :D
Rock paper scissors, hahaha.
And Suzi came back again! I tried to get her to stay, but...I don't know how to adopt stray animals D:
Evan: Dance, you say? HELL YEAH!! :D Seriously he gets EXCITED when I tell him to do anything active. He's just like his mother.
Speaking of whom...
Pam NEVER STOPS SMILING while she's on the treadmill. It's sort of creepy. Pam: WORKING OUT IS SO THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE!!
Meanwhile, Andrew befriends stray animals.
His last experiment a success, Ash proceeds to give Hope a new look...
She approves!
Andrew: I hope I'll be like my big brother someday! Not likely...
Heading to school. I forgot to get Robbie and Andrew into private school, whoops.
Starsky got into a tussle with this stray tuxedo cat...
...WHO IS THE EFFING BRINGER OF DEATH, APPARENTLY.
NOOOOOO NOT STARSKY!!! Ash: *SOB* Please, not my kitty! I love him!
Ash: *bawls his heart out* Awwwwww D:
D:
He's back later that night, though!
Except...nobody notices him ):
Pam: Hey, remember that pet we had that just died today? It's like he's still with us! Starsky: *floats on by, unnoticed yet again*
Meanwhile, Ashlyn tried her luck with the matchmaker.
Ashlyn: OMG WILL HE BE HOT?!
...NOPE. Eff that, she'll try again in college.
And here's Robbie being pretty.
Ash and Pam getting their grooves on.
PAM SERIOUSLY. CREEPY.
She max'd all her body skills though! Go Pam!
MONKEY BOY.
LOL Robbie's dancing face.
I gave Ash some new clothes so he would look more his age, but not TOO old XD
LOL! I realized Evan had no body skills even though he loves activity, so I had him work out on the treadmill. He failed, though, face-planting THROUGH the treadmill. Evan: I'm...having....a great time! ....REALLY. Pam: Ha, n00b.
Ash: I definitely am not paying attention to my son sucking his girlfriend's face off behind me...nope...just eatin' my cereal... *pats Ash*
BIRTHDAY TIME AGAIN!
PLZ GROW UP JUST AS PRETTY!
OMG!
PRETTY!
OMG!
NOT PRETTY!!!! HE'S THE MISSING LINK!!! D:
THE FUCKING MISSING LINK! DDD:
Robbie: OH YEAH! I am SO heir!!
NOTES:
Whew! That only took forever! LOL I wish there was a quicker way to copy and paste all those freaking pictures @_@ Anyway, apologies if my updates seem to jump around too much, I need to try and make my legacy 'flow' a little better...
So, this legacy is (unfortunately) officially on hiatus, because I don't quite know when I'll be able to get a new computer D: I'm currently unemployed, having just moved to Colorado, so hopefully I'll find a job and make money soon! XD
Well, hope you liked! I'll just...obsessively read other peoples' legacies in the meantime ;D