Amano (amano) wrote in envisage, @ 2007-02-13 19:45:00 |
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The Hiei & Kurama Show
~The Hiei & Kurama Show: Valentine’s Day Special, yay!~
–Cast Members:
Hiei
Kurama
Yusuke
Kuwabara
*Jesscheaux
*Suki
*Oni
*Rose
*Juu-Kun
*Sam the Security Gaurd
and Kade
. . .
AN: This was done with the help of the amazing and talented Rose Urameshi
. . .
::The camera focuses in on the stage, which is decked out in red, pink, and some white. Three extra chairs were lined up beside the other ones normally used in the show. The mahogany table in front was covered in many different colored flowers (mostly roses) and the big screen mounted on the wall behind the furniture had a big red bow tied around it. A few of the cast members are just finishing up with the decorating::
Oni: ::tacks a big pink bow on the wall:: “Hey everyone, we’re almost done decorating!”
Voice from Backstage: “YOU IDIOT DIRECTOR, the show wasn’t supposed to start for another five minutes!” ::muttering curses are heard::
Rose: O_O “Well never mind that...” ::adds a dozen white roses to the table and turns around:: “Hey Kurama, do we have–Kurama?”
Oni: ::turns to look for Kurama:: “Where is he?”
Rose: “I think we lost him...too many pinks and reds in this room...”
Oni: “Kurama! Marco!”
Kurama’s Voice: “...Polo!”
Rose: ::finds her way over by following Kurama’s voice:: “There you are!” ::takes his arm and leads him back to the center of the stage so he won’t be easily lost::
Oni: ::laughs:: “Kurama you really should consider dying that crimson hair of yours for the holidays.”
Yusuke: ::walks out carrying a green and red plant:: “Hey girls, aren’t you forgetting something?”
Rose: ::looks at the plant then gives Yusuke a ‘you’re an IDIOT’ look:: “Yusuke...I hate to bust your bubble but mistletoe is for Christmas, NOT Valentine’s Day.”
Yusuke: “I know that!” ::lecherous grin:: “But I thought it’d come in handy...”
Rose: ::rolls her eyes and chucks all her juggling balls at him::
Yusuke: ::is hit three subsequent times in a row::
::CLONK CLONK CLONK!::
Yusuke: @____@ ::falls in a heap on the floor::
Rose: “You deserved that one.”
Oni: ::finishes decorating:: “Okay, I’m done!”
Rose: “It took us a little longer than we thought.”
Kurama: “Yes, it most certainly did. I must thank you both for your help.”
Rose & Oni: ::shrug:: “No problem.”
Kurama: ::calls backstage as the fans begin to grow impatient:: “Alright everyone, we’re ready to begin the show!”
Jesscheaux: ::walks out hand-in-hand with a blushing Kuwabara:: “Kotoba yo, everyone! Happy V-Day!”
Kuwabara: “Yeah!”
Suki: ::runs out and immediately latches onto Kurama’s arm::
Kurama: “Err...hello there.”
Juu-Kun: ::walks out glaring at Kuwabara, but takes a seat in one of the chairs::
Kade: ::walks out but stops and turns around, appearing to be pulling something heavy:: “Come ON, you!” ::leans back and pulls harder::
Oni: “What are you–” ::suddenly sees who Kade is pulling on and laughs::
Kade: ::with one last mighty tug, she is able to drag her captive out to the stage::
Hiei: ::leaves ten long marks in the wood from where his fingernails dug into it:: “Hn. You foolish ningen, I told you I DON’T WANT TO BE HERE TODAY!”
Suki: “Aww, what’s the matter Hiei? You got some fear of Valentine’s Day or something?”
Kuwabara: ::laughs::
Kurama: “Hm...somehow that just would not surprise me.”
Kade: ::sits Hiei down in one of the chairs next to her::
Hiei: ::scowls and crosses his arms::
Kade: “Okay! I think that’s everyone...oh, wait...I have an announcement to make!”
Audience: ::become silent, wondering what it is::
Kade: ::sad look:: “Okay...I’m so sorry to say this, but...I can no longer keep The Hiei & Kurama Show going. It’s just getting too hard for me to handle, I’m sorry but I have to end it after this episode...” ::hangs head in shame:: “So this will be the last chapter of a legacy...” ::sniffle:: “I hope you guys never forget me!”
Audience: ::stricken:: T_T
Kade: ::busts out laughing:: “HA HA! I really had you going there, didn’t I?”
Audience: “GRR! THAT WASN’T FUNNY!” ::pelt her with random objects::
Kade: @__@ “Jeezum, one little joke and...ughh...” ::passes out::
Kurama: “Oh dear...” ::looks at the two unconscious bodies on the floor::
Yusuke: X_x
Kade: X_x
Kuwabara: “Now fans, don’t get all crazy-like just because it’s Valentine’s Day!”
Rabid Fans: ::throw random objects at Kuwabara:: “YOU SHUT YOUR BAKA MOUTH!”
Kuwabara: ::dodges objects:: O_O “Gawd they’re violent today!”
::Suddenly a bright light shines on the audience::
Sam: ::jumps out of the shadows:: “HEY, CALM DOWN UP THERE!”
Rabid Fans: “NOOOOOOO!” ::all blow raspberries::
Sam: ::looks at her pet lobster:: “Should I give ‘em the ‘treatment’?”
Lobster: ::does not respond::
Sam: “Okay, I’ll give ‘em the ‘treatment’!” ::looks at the Rabid Fans and does the ‘crazy eyes’ thing::
Rabid Fans: ::lean back in their chairs:: O_O
Sam: “That’s more like it! Now I don’t wanna have to tell you all again!” ::sees a shadow go by backstage:: O.O “WHO ARE YOU?! STOP!! NOW! Hey, get back here!” ::goes to chase after the shadow:: “If you’re a fangirl trying to sneak in, it’s not gonna work! You’re going to have to get past ME first!”
All: O_O
Kade: ::wakes up:: “Uhhh...what happened?” ::sees the random junk piled around her, some have dents in them from when they collided with her skull:: “Oh...that.” ::gets up and goes to sit in a chair, lightly kicking Yusuke on her way over to wake him up::
Yusuke: ::sits up with three large lumps on his head:: “Huh? Where am I?”
Suki: ::smirk:: “In Hell!”
Yusuke: O_O
Jesscheaux: ::laughs:: “Poor Yu-ster! You’re on the stage, and we’ve already started the show.”
Yusuke: ::blinks:: “Really?” ::jumps up:: “What was I doing on the floor?”
All: ::roll their eyes and try to hold in laughter...but they all fail:: XD
Yusuke: ::confused:: “O...kay...are you gonna introduce the guests yet?”
Kurama: “Well alright, I suppose now would be a good time to introduce our guests for today. Please welcome three of the main characters of Yu-Gi-Oh, the wonderful show the Kade cannot get enough of...and now I give you, the quiet and soft-spoken Ryou Bakura!”
Ryou: ::walks out onto the stage, smiling politely and waving to the audience:: “Hello.”
Kurama: ::continues:: “The psychotically evil Yami Bakura!”
::Nothing::
Kurama: ::waits::
::Still nothing::
Kurama: “Erm...and lastly, the sadistically evil Marik Ishtar!”
::Nothing::
Kurama: ::waits::
::Still nothing::
Kurama: “What’s going on back there?”
Kade: “Yeah, what gives? Weren’t they just with you, Ryou?”
Ryou: “Yes, a moment ago they were. Oh dear...I hope they’re not getting into trouble again...”
Hiei: “Hn! If they had any sense, they ran far far away from this hell-hole!”
Sam’s Voice: “GOTCHA!!” ::laughter:: “Thought you could get away from me, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU?! But you underestimated my security skills and now you’re mine!”
All: O.o
Jesscheaux: “What’s she talking about?”
Sam: ::comes in dragging Bakura and Marik by the collars:: “I found these two backstage creating a ruckus and fighting with each other...and I think they stole Oni’s Sake collection.”
Oni: “WHAT?!?!” >_<# “Why you–” ::jumps up and has to be restrained by Kurama::
----->Off Somewhere Else<-----
Mysterious Girl #1: ::dressed in black cloak:: “Is this where all the bishies come?” ::looks up at the studio to a big sign that says ‘Hiei & Kurama Show Here’ in neon letters with a large arrow pointing to the building and squeals in delight:: “OMG! I like, canNOT wait to glomp my precious fluffy Hiei-sama!
Mysterious Girl #2: ::also dressed in black cloak:: ::adjusts her glasses:: “Me neither!” ::jumps up and down:: “Oohhh, I can’t wait to see Kurama!!”
Mysterious Girl #1: “Like OMG Vicky, they are going to like, fall TOTALLY in love with us!”
Mysterious Girl #2: “OMG Lizzy, you’re TOTALLY RIGHT!”
Lizzy: “Like, how do we get INSIDE this place anyway?”
Vicky: “Like, I think there’s something called a ‘door’ that’s supposed to be around here somewhere...I wonder where it is!”
Lizzy: ::starts walking and runs into the building:: “Like, ouch! I can’t see very well with this cloak on!”
Vicky: “Remind me why we’re wearing them in the first place?”
Lizzy: “Because it is so totally sneakier this way, Vicky!”
Vicky: “Oh yes!” ^__^ “But how are the hott anime bishies going to like, recognize us with these cloaks on?”
Lizzy: T_T “You’re right! OMG! We have to take them off!” ::grabs the cloak, tries to take it off over her head, but trips and falls onto the ground in the process:: “Like, ouchie MAJOR!”
Vicky: “Are you alright? Like, I can’t win Kurama’s heart all alone you know!” ::helps her up::
Lizzy: “Like thanks Vicky!” ^_^ “I am so totally perfectly fine now!” ::she has shoulder-length, light brown hair with natural blond highlights and hazel eyes, dressed in a belted denim mini skirt and a light pink t-shirt with a big red heart and the words ‘I wuv Bishounen’ on it. She’s also wearing black flip-flop sandals::
Vicky: ::removes her own black cloak:: “Like you’re totally welcome Lizzy!” ::she has short red hair that comes down to her ears and green eyes, dressed in tan capri pants and a light pink t-shirt like Lizzy’s that had the red heart and words ‘I wuv Bishounen’ on it, plus white flip-flop sandals::
Lizzy: ::starts sniffing the air:: “Like OMG Vicky...I think I can smell my Fluffy-wuffy sweetie-honey-pie Hee-kins! Oh, SQUEE!!”
Vicky: ::also sniffs the air:: “AHHH!! KURAMA! I can smell his shampoo!!” ::swoon:: “We have to find a way in, Lizzy!”
Lizzy: “Like OMG I know!”
Vicky: ::points to one end of the building:: “Hey, isn’t that one of those ‘doors’ we’ve heard about?”
Lizzy: “Oh my Hiei, Vicky you’re right!”
Vicky: ::grabs Lizzy’s arm:: “Come on, our bishounen await! It’s Valentine’s Day, let’s not keep our loves waiting any longer!”
----->Back To The Show<-----
Kurama: ::has managed to get Oni to sit still in the chair:: “Don’t worry Oni, I will make sure that all of your Sake is restored.” ::turns to Marik and Bakura, who do not look very happy to be on the show:: “Please, have a seat.”
Marik: “Fine.” ::sits down::
Bakura: ::scowls at them all, but takes a seat as well::
Yusuke: ::snickers:: “Hey Marik, what’s with the hoochie look?”
Marik: ::looks down at the sleeveless white hoody he wears that just happens to be a bit short:: “Do you have a problem with the way I dress?”
Yusuke: ::laughs harder:: “Hoochie!”
Marik: >_<# “I’LL TEACH YOU TO CALL ME A HOOCHIE!” ::jumps out of the chair and nearly strangles Yusuke::
Kade: ::summons Author Powers to separate the two of them:: “Knock it off! Yusuke don’t make fun of his shirt, okay? He’s wearing it because the writer happens to like it.”
Yusuke: ::sweatdrop:: “But I thought YOU were the writer...”
Kade: “Can’t I ever talk about myself in third person?”
Yusuke: -_-
Bakura: ::is wearing the green shirt and the blue jeans, not that dorky white sweater:: “You mortals are pathetic beings indeed!” ::evil laughter::
Kade: “You’re so cool, Bakura!” ::glomps him::
Bakura: O_o OFF! NOW! ::pries her off of him::
Ryou: ::is wearing that dorky white sweater:: “Hey, would anyone mind terribly if I sang a song?”
All: O_O
Suki: “Knock yourself out.”
Oni: “Yeah, go ahead.”
Ryou: ^_^ “Alright! May I have a microphone please?”
Jesscheaux: ::tosses him a microphone:: “There ya go.”
Ryou: “I am now going to sing to you all my favorite song!” ::clears throat and cues music::
“I'm me
Me be
Goddamn
I am
I can
Sing and
Hear me
Know me
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Oh no
It go
It gone
Bye-bye
Who I
I think
I sink
And I die
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor
I've come undone
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor
I've come undone
I don't want to destroy your tank-top
Let's be friends and just walk away
It's good to see you lying there in your Superman skivvies
Lying on the floor
I've come undone.” ::bows::
All: O_O
Bakura: “I don’t know you.”
Audience: ::claps and cheers:: “GO RYOU!!”
Ryou’s Fangirls: “OMG!!! THAT WAS SOOOOOOOO GOOD!! YOU’RE AWWWESOOMME!! I LOVE YOU!! AAAHHH!!” ::faint as they think about unraveling his sweater::
Marik: “What the hell possessed him to do that?”
Bakura: “Not me.”
Oni: “Oh, ha ha...” ::rolls eyes::
Kade: “It was a request from V.M. and Jay...pretty funny!” ::laughs:: “Aw, good job Ryou!”
Ryou: ::beams:: “Thank you!”
Kurama: “Well...shall we get to the questions now?”
Rose: “Yeah, better get this show on the road.”
Ryou: “I can go get the mail cart for you all!” ^_^ ::takes off his sweater and runs backstage::
Ryou’s Fangirls: “AAAHHHHHH!!!! HE TOOK OFF HIS SWEATER!!” ::begin killing each other over who should get the sweater::
Marik: ::looks at Bakura:: “Alright, what did you put in his cereal this morning?”
Bakura: ::tries to look innocent (pfft! XD yeah right):: “I did nothing!”
Sam: ::trying to keep the fangirls under control:: “CALM DOWN UP THERE!” ::swats at them with a broom::
Ryou: ::comes back pushing the cart:: “Here you are.”
Yusuke: “I wanna read a letter!”
Oni: “You know the drill, guests read the first letter.”
Yusuke: “Fine...” ::crosses his arms::
Girl In Audience: “YUSUKE I LOVE YOU!”
Yusuke: “Huh?” ::looks up:: “Who said that?”
Girl In Audience: “Me, my name is Melissa!” ::waves:: “I’m a Yusuke-holic, I LOVE YOU!”
Yusuke: ::flattered:: “Yusuke-holic? Cool!!”
Melissa: ^_^ “GO YUSUKE, YOU ROCK!” ::waves a green flag with Yusuke’s face on it::
Yusuke: ::cocky grin:: “Hear that you guys? A Yusuke-holic!” ::proud smile:: “Never heard of any Hiei-holics, or Kurama-holics huh?” ::crosses his arms::
Rose: “Get over yourself!” ::pokes him in the ribs::
Suki: “Go ahead and read a letter, Ryou.”
Ryou: “Alright.” ::picks out a letter to read:: “This letter is from Kinryou, who has written ‘I have finally decided to send questions! Kuwabara: What's the best you have ever done on a test? Is 7% the best you can do? Yusuke: Why do you work for a toddler? Some of us really are lost here. Kurama: With all those fangirls, how do you manage to take those long-as-hell showers? Also, don't you ever consider the fact that some people need to use the bathroom and can't wait a whole week until you are don primping? Hiei: A bandit told me that you bit his finger when you were a kid. Tell me, is that true? I deserve to know after all the times you have summoned me to do all the dirty work in your fights. Yes, I am the Kokuryuu (Dragon of the Darkness Flame) that you always rely on. Kade: How do you get an audience after the millions that were killed? I should know about that considering SOMEONE just HAD to summon me because he was too damn lazy to do it himself! Also, did you know that I brought Yami with me so he could sing "Your Song" (it was in Moulin Rouge if that helps at all) in your honor. *listens to Yami belt it out* I am personally not a big love song fan, but maybe you do like that sort of thing when it's coming from him. BTW, thanks for letting me go to the party with Sesshoumaru-sama. I'm surprised I get to go with one of the most popular bishounen in history. All the former-guests: How come all of you are somehow in the audience whenever someone asks you a question and you aren't the guest. Vegeta, why do you always have to yell, even if someone is not dissing the "almighty" saiyan prince? To Ryou: Why do you wear that Millennium Ring if your alter-ego always possesses you? If it keeps on magically coming back onto your neck, you should just toss it into a volcano. Unless you are beginning to like being a tough crook. To Thief King Bakura: If memory serves, you cut yourself when you made a pact with Malik. Just wondering how did you get the knife? It's not like they fall off of trees. They're not sold in every shop either! To Malik/Marik...which ever you prefer: Did you know that Shadi lied to you about who killed your father? If already knew that, what did you do to the creep? To anyone from Yu-Gi-Oh!: What do you think about the dubbers editing the shit out of your show? I personally laughed my ass off when they showed people pointing fingers instead of guns. Thanks, The Invincible Kinryou of the Darkness Flame.’” ::is out of breath:: “Whew...”
Kuwabara: “No, I’ve gotten higher than 7% before, believe it or not. Once I got a 15% on a history test!” ::beams proudly::
Juu-Kun: “Hm, Hell must be freezing over then.”
Kuwabara: ::glares::
Yusuke: ::scratches his head:: “I always wondered the same thing...I guess I kinda have to since he brought me back to life and all...it’s the least I can do.” ::shrugs::
Kurama: ::blush:: “It’s very hard to escape the fangirls long enough to take a shower...it’s really the only time that they cannot disturb me, so that is part of the reason for taking so long in the bathroom. I am truly sorry to inconvenience anyone, although I have managed to decrease the amount of time spent in the bathroom from two and a half hours to two hours and fifteen minutes.”
Hiei: “Hn. So what if I did bite his finger? He probably deserved it for bringing his finger near my face, and it’s a wonder I didn’t kill him.” ::smirks, and then scowls:: “Wait...when did you learn to write?”
Yusuke: “Like YOU can, Hiei?”
Hiei: ::glares at Yusuke:: “I wouldn’t be talking if I were you.”
Kade: ::looks at them:: “A-hem! Quiet you two! ...Anywayz, well getting an audience was the easy part–the fangirls just kinda flocked back to us. Getting permission to let them stay was the hard part...you never want to tangle with the guys in suits, they’re pretty uptight!” ::listens to Yami sing:: “Hey thanks, that was great!” ^__^ “And you’re welcome, Sesshoumaru won’t say it but I’m pretty sure he’s looking forward to the party.”
Former Guests: ::all stand up:: “We don’t know, somehow we just get summoned here whenever somebody asks us a question.”
Vegeta: “I CAN YELL WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT BECAUSE I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!”
Hiei: “Hn, it’s that stupid ningen again.”
Vegeta: >_<# “NINGEN?!?!?! OH THAT’S IT, I’LL TEACH YOU TO DISRESPECT ROYALTY!! YOU’RE GOING DOWN YOU FIRE BAKA!!” ::dives onto Hiei and they start rolling around on the floor fighting with each other::
All: O_O ::watch Vegeta and Hiei wrestling and beating the crap out of each other::
Kurama: “Shouldn’t we put a stop to this?”
Yusuke: “Nah, let ‘em go! Long as they don’t kill each other.”
Kurama: ::sweatdrop::
Ryou: “Well, I just can’t seem to ever get rid of the Ring. Tossing it in a volcano is a good idea...I haven’t tried it yet...”
Bakura: ::glares:: “Don’t you dare!”
Ryou: ^_^ ::holds up his hands innocently:: “I didn’t say I was going to...well, I’ve grown used to Bakura anyway. He doesn’t bother me as much as he used to.”
Bakura: “Hmph, that can change!” ::laughs evilly:: “And in reply to the question, I always manage to have a knife on me somehow. I’m quite talented that way.” ::smirk::
Marik: “Shadi did WHAT?!” ::stands up and knocks the chair over:: “I’LL KILL THAT BASTARD!!” ::spazzes out and transforms into Yami Marik::
Yami Marik: ::evillest smirk you could ever imagine:: “I haven’t killed anyone in a while...I should enjoy this very much. For too long that fool Marik has held me back, and now I shall do all the things he didn’t have the guts to do! ...MMmmMMmm, guts...AHA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HAHA HAHAHAAA!!!”
All: ::sweatdrop::
Bakura: “Hmph, I hate those Ra damned dubbers! They left out the part of me licking the Millennium Eye! I was quite fond of that moment.”
Ryou: ::shudder:: “I wasn’t...that was MY tongue you used to lick the eye with!”
Yami Marik: ::holding a machete he got from nowhere and stalking people backstage like Jason::
Ryou: “Oh dear...he’s going to kill everyone!”
Yami Marik: ::can be heard laughing like a psycho as he chases after random victims::
Hiei: ::has finally stopped fighting with Vegeta:: “Hn, let him have his fun. There isn’t anyone back there worth keeping alive anyway.”
----->With Lizzy & Vicky<-----
Lizzy: ::wandering backstage with Vicky:: “Like, I KNOW we’re close, Vicky!” ::gasp:: “Like OMG, did you remember the chocolates?!”
Vicky: “Calm down, I have them here.” ::pulls out a large plastic bag out of nowhere that is filled with heart-shaped boxes of chocolates:: “We shall pelt our chocolatey goodness at the bishies and then they shall fall MADLY in love with us!” ::strikes a pose:: “Oh Kurama, it shan’t be long before we’re together FOREVER!” ::dreamy sigh::
Lizzy: ::squeal:: “OH VICKY, I can just imagine the look on our darlings’ faces when they see us for the first time!”
Vicky: ::looks through a door and suddenly lets out a fangirl shriek:: “OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! LIZZY! There they arrrrrre!” ::points:: “Oh, it’s Kurama!!” ::swoon::
Lizzy: ::peers out the doorway and also screams like a fangirl:: “OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! IT’S HIEI!” ::practically melts into a puddle on the floor:: “He is soooooooooooooo fiiiine! LET’S GO GET HIM!! ...I mean THEM!!” ::jumps up and down excitedly::
Vicky: “Totally! Wait–is my hair okay?”
Lizzy: “It looks totally FAB as usual! OH! What about mine?”
Vicky: “You look gorgeous, gurl!”
Lizzy: ^__^ “Ok! Now let’s prepare to go get our men!”
----->Back On Stage<-----
Bakura: ::reluctantly reading a letter:: “This is from a mortal named A.S. who writes ‘To Kurama- THANK YOU!!!! Thankies for the ticket. To Kuwabara: I'm sorry I called you Kuwabaka. To Kade: Awesome story as always! Um.... if you had to choose between Yami and Hiei.... who would you choose? To Hiei: Hey Hiei! Um.... I got a question. One day I saw Kuwabara and Yusuke walking by and they were talking about birds and bees...... and then I asked them what was so interesting about bird's and bees.... and they said they weren't actually talking about birds and bees.... What are the Birds and the Bees? Sincerely, A.S.’”
Kurama: ^_^ “You’re very welcome.”
Kuwabara: “Oh, that’s okay, I accept your apology.”
Kade: “Yami and Hiei?” ::pause:: “Gawd...that’s a toughie...I think I’d go with Yami, though! He seems to like me better than Hiei does, anyway.”
Hiei: O_OU “B-birds?”
Kurama: ::stifling laughter:: “Go on and answer her, Hiei.”
Hiei: O_OU “B-bees?”
Yusuke: “I didn’t think she could hear us...”
Suki: ::evil grin:: “Come on Hiei, the girl deserves to know!”
Hiei: O_o ::twitch:: “Hnnnn...well...you see...” ::blush:: “I’ll tell you later.”
Yami Marik: ::comes back on stage laughing:: “What, is it too much to talk about?” ::evil smirk:: “If you want, I’LL tell her!” ::licks machete, which is covered in um, uh...red Kool-Aid::
Hiei: “You do and I will kill you, ningen!”
Kurama: “Alright, alright. Nobody is killing anybody. [AN: yes, actually Yami Marik’s victims are only unconscious! *lol*] Marik–er, Yami Marik, would you mind reading the next letter?”
Yami Marik: “Yes.” ::takes a letter anyway:: “This is from anime 12, who writes ‘hiei: um i'm an element demon and i need help on my fire so can you like um train me i have a life time supply of sweet snow and an after life supply of sweet snow too. meet me at the park at seven. if you agree see ya there! Kurama: you said you have a secret shampoo well what’s it called and what’s its fragrance and if its not that secret what are the ingredients?! kuwabara (sorry jessi but) kuwabara YOU'RE AND UGLY BAKA NINGEN PROBABLY THE UGLIEST I'VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON (sorry but it's the truth) Marik are you evil or good or in-between Bakura: you're cool!’”
Hiei: “Hn, sure. But don’t be late.”
Kurama: “Yes, I do have a secret shampoo and I call it ‘Beautiful Youko’. The fragrance is of red roses in the summer breeze, and I cannot tell you the ingredients...but if you like I can send you a bottle of it.”
Kuwabara: -_-
Jesscheaux: ::pats his back:: “Don’t feel bad, Kazuma. I think you’re very handsome.”
Yami Marik: ::evil laugh:: “I’M EVIL!! A-HAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HAHAAA!!!”
Kurama: “I believe the question was for MARIK.”
Yami Marik: “Grr! Stupid damn hikari! Never let’s me have any fun...” ::transforms back into Marik::
Marik: ::smirk:: “Am I good or evil or in-between? You’ll find out when I take over the world and become Pharaoh!”
All: ::sweatdrop::
Kurama: "Indeed he isn't much of an improvement..."
Yusuke: "I'll read the next letter." ::picks out another one:: "This is from Houndingwolf, who writes 'Yusuke, How do you prefer your name to be spelled? I read somewhere that if it were to be spelled in English correctly, it would be Yuusuke. Also, feel free to train with me anytime, demolishing a Saitou punching bag isn't as good as fighting a true opponant. Hiei and Juu-kun, do you do assassinations? If so, I'll pay you in as much sweet snow as you want to kill someone... Oni, you've already heard this, but please, more stories about Kurama!! ^^ Rose, Sam, you rock! Ja ne! ^_^' ::puts down the letter:: "Yeah, a question for M!" ::grins:: "Well, you can spell my name either way. I don't mind, as long as nobody pronounces it the wrong way like Kade did at first... 'Yoo-Sook!'" ::makes face and cringes:: "That was horrible!"
Hiei: "Hn. Well I do have a commercial that advertises my services...so I wouldn't mind doing it for sweet snow."
Juu-Kun: "Speaking of Sweet Snow...I was supposed to bring in some Sweet Snow a long time ago, and the baka writer forgot all about it!"
Baka Writer: Oops... *sheepish grin*
Juu-Kun: ::produces gallons upon gallons of Sweet Snow:: "That's better."
Hiei: "HELL YEAH!" ::begins gorging himself with ice cream::
Oni: ^_^ "More stories? Sure!"
Kurama: ::covers his face with his hands:: "Oh dear, not again..."
Oni: "Alright, this one time I woke up in the middle of the night because I heard somebody talking loudly, so when I got up to check it out I realized it was coming from Kurama's room. Sooooo...I snuck into his room and it turns out he was sleep-talking! He was mumbling something about 'pink fluffy bunnies' and how he wanted to catch one and show it to Hiei." ::laughs:: "It was pretty funny, but when I asked him about it the next day he acted like he didn't know what I was talking about!"
Kurama: "I still do not know what you are talking about."
Jesscheaux: "He's in denial!"
Rose & Sam: ::grin upon being complimented:: "Yeah we rock!" ^_^
Sam: "I'll read the next letter!" ::takes a letter and reads while keeping a watchful eye on the fangirls at the same time:: "This is from Shekahla, who writes 'Malik: I looove you Malik-kun!!! What's your address?'"
Marik: "...I can't tell you that, THEY will hear me!" ::shifty eyes::
Ryou: "Who's 'they' Marik?"
Marik: ::shudders:: "The...rabid fangirls..."
Bakura: ::shivers:: "Yes, I know what you mean...they come out at night..."
Marik: ::wide-eyed:: "...and they stalk you all the way home..."
Bakura: "...they spy on you in the shower..."
Marik: "...and they take pictures to blackmail you into--" ::gulp:: "--DATING one of them..."
Bakura: "Or ALL of them!"
Kurama: "Well why don't you just go out with them? I do."
Oni: "Yeah and look how well THAT turned out...you're booked for the next ten years at least!"
Kurama: "'Tis the curse of being polite, Oni."
Oni: "Whatever. I'll read the next letter!" ^_^ ::takes another letter:: "This is from MWE who writes 'Kade: You ish an awsome author *bows down* I am forever in your dept... or... something like that............ Kurama: HIHI! It's safe to say I'm not a fangirl, and for once someone who's not gonna ask you on a date, I just wanna say I like your hair *pats his head* soooffttt... o.O Yeah! Will you be my friend? *puppy-dog-eyes* erm... yeah... Yusuke: You ish awsome! But some advice. the next time Kayko smacks you, you should smack her back!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hiei: ... *pokes* hehe, you ish all kyute and midgety ^_______^ Kuwabara: Congrads. Kuwabara! You have found Ms. Right!!!! I wish you good luck ^_^ Malik: KAWAIIINEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Umm... how is it to be daily glomped by random fangirls...? And do you ever get sugar-high? If so, in what way do you act...? Bakura: MORE KAWAIINESS! You ish psycho! Do you like being psycho? It's fun to be psycho! Do you like chocolate? OF COURSE YOU DO! psychopsycho! *twitches* Ryou: And you ish Mr.Innocent ^^ Kyutekyutekyute! Umm.. how is it having Bakura as a yami? Do you get along ok? Or does he daily try to beat you do a bloody pulp?'"
Kade: ^__^ "Thank you thank you thank you!"
Kurama: ::smiles:: "Hello. Thank you very much and I would be happy to be a friend to you."
Yusuke: ::smirks:: "Yeah, I'm so awesome! Hmm, maybe I SHOULD smack her back...but then again that would probably kill her. Cuz I'm so strong!"
Melissa: ::waves Yusuke-holic flag:: "GO YUSUKE!!"
Hiei: ::scowls at being poked, and then scowls even more for being called cute and midgety:: "Hn!"
Kuwabara: ::big grin:: "Thanks! I sure have found Ms. Right!" ::puts arm around Jesscheaux::
Marik: "I try to avoid being glomped as often as possible...but sometimes it's impossible." -_-; "And sometimes my yami takes over and sends them to the Shadow Realm...either that or murders them in cold blood. Have you any idea what it's like to be accused of a murder you didn't commit when the murderer looks EXACTLY like you? Try explaining something like that to the FBI!" ::sighs:: "No, I don't make a habit of getting sugar high, but I'm sure my yami does. It just makes him crazier."
Bakura: ::cringes at being called cute:: "I AM NOT KAWAII, I AM EVIL! Psycho? I don't know what you're talking about! Do I like chocolate? Hmph, if by that you mean the brown squares that melt if you hold them in your hand too long, yes it is quite good."
Ryou: ::blushes upon being called cute:: "Well things are a lot better now then they used to be, that's for sure. He hasn't tried to kill me in months. If that's not progress I don't know what is."
Bakura: "Hmph, I'm just biding my time, pathetic hikari!" ::crosses his arms::
Ryou: "Why do I not believe you?"
Kuwabara: "I'll read the next question!" ::takes a letter and reads it:: "This is from Krystal who writes 'Tehehehehe I got a lot and a lot of questions...(starry eyed mode) RYOU WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? MARIK WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? BAKURA WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? Ryou how can you stand Bakura? Are u all that innocent like the show or are u really like Bakura? How do you keep ur hair like that? Why do u always where the ring if Bakura takes ova ur body all the time? Bakura *sniff* why do you abuse your hikari? Can I help you defeat Yami? When will you stop coming back from the Shadow Realm? Marik you are so cool...do u know Shadi lied to you about how ur father died? Now for all three of you, do you have an Yaoi attraction to each other?'"
Ryou: ::blush::
Marik: ::twitch::
Bakura: ::twitch::
Ryou: "Well...it's hard putting up with him sometimes. Like every time something in the house malfunctions he just HAS to send it to the Shadow Realm! It would be easier and less costly to just hire somebody to fix it, but oh no, not for Bakura. He has to go and lose his temper and banish it. I can assure you, I'm not at all like Bakura. Definitely not! ...I suppose my hair is like that naturally, because I don't do much with it. And even if I tried to get rid of the Ring, it always finds its way back to me."
Bakura: "I do not abuse my hikari! Ryou when was the last time I--" -_- "Oh forget it. And I don't need any help defeating that pathetic Yami...I'll get him myself, MWAHAHAHA!"
Kade: ::glares::: "YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT!!! NOBODY IS TOUCHING MY YAMI-KUN!!"
Bakura: "Quiet, stupid mortal, I wasn't finished answering questions! ...Hmph, I will never stop coming back! Nobody can get rid of me!" ::laughs evilly::
Marik: "Well I know now!" ::sneers at the camera:: "And rest assured, Shadi, you will pay!"
All Three: O_O "Yaoi?"
Ryou: "No, of course not."
Bakura: "That's just some ridiculous nonsense thought up by rabid fangirls."
Marik: "Agreed."
Suki: "Alright, that went well. Time for a new letter." ::picks out another one and reads it:: "This is from DemonandGoddess who writes 'Hey Ya'll! Cool show.Yuusuke: If you don't ant to get slapped to death by Keiko you better get her a Valentine. Kurama: You really need to stop obsessing over your hair. I mean, you're already really hot! (I'm NOT arabid fan girl, really!) Hiei: I'll pay you with thousands of ice cream tubs if you kill this one movie star ningen for me. Her name is Kate Bosworth and she's getting married to Orlando Bloom. You have no idea how many fangirls would pay you with sweet snow to do that. Also, you really should go out Lizze1. Rose and Oni: OOOOOOh! Blackmail idea! Forcing people to listen to Britney Spears! Stupid slut. Kuwabara & Jessi: Congrats on the engagment! When's the date? I'm not a fan of yours Kuwabara, but I'm still happy for you two! Kade: Killer Show!'"
Yusuke: "Yeah, maybe...but I never know what to get people and girls are so friggin' hard to shop for! All they ever want is stuff that's way too expensive for me..."
All Girls: ::roll their eyes:: "THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!"
Yusuke: "Ah, whatever..."
Kurama: "Why thank you very much...I guess obsessing over my hair is just a habit of mine."
Hiei: "Hn, I'll consider that. And why should I go out with anyone? HN! I'm a demon, demon's don't date!"
Kurama: "But Hiei--"
Hiei: "Quiet Kurama! You're a pathetic excuse for a demon!"
Kurama's Fangirls: ::all chuck things at Hiei for saying that about their precious Kurama:: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY FOXY BOY!! DIE!!!!"
Hiei: ::dodges everything and is about to use the Dragon of the Darkness Flame on them all when the mystical Author Powers keep him from doing so:: "HN! Baka author!" ::crosses his arms::
Rose & Oni: ::nod:: "That's a good idea..."
Jesscheaux: "Hey thanks! We're not sure on the date yet, though."
Kade: ::bows:: "Thank you much! And I shall read the next letter!"
Yusuke: "Nobody's stopping you."
Kade: ::takes another letter and reads it:: "This is from FireShadow who writes 'Ryou: hi how r ya? your sooooo cool ^ . ^ are you glad we're going to the season 1 party together? i am ^ . ^ Marik: you're cool but i'm not really a fan sorry ^.^ Bakura: hi you're cool too but...rule the world, and then what? Hiei: if someone was to ask you a completely pointless question just to waste your time what would you do? Kurama: i'm gonna give you a break from the hair questions and ask your favorite color instead. Yusuke: Wassup? you're cool too ^ . ^ Kuwabara & Jesscheaux: congrats on your engagement ^.^ Kade: you rock!!! ^ .^ you're an awesome writter!!! ^ . ^ oooo hey can i help you kill tea too? it would be soooo fun to see her burn...! Peoples bent on world domination: hey when + where exactly are you planning to do this? i wanna get a nice view umm...if you harm the popcorn though i'm afraid i'll have to murder you all 7 different ways with a spork MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! anyone else i missed: hi how r ya? later byeZZZ ~~FireShadow'"
Ryou: ^_^ "Yes, I'm glad we're going together."
Marik: "Well fine then."
Bakura: "Anything I want! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!"
Hiei: "Hn, I would kill the baka."
Kurama: "Oh, well my favorite color is crimson-red of course. Like the color of my roses and my hair." ^_^
Yusuke: "Who saw THAT coming? Anyway, thanks!"
Kuwabara & Jesscheaux: ^_^ "Thanks!"
Kade: "Aww, thanks! And, well, I don't really want to kill Tea anymore...sounds like Hell has frozen over doesn't it? After watching the first few episodes of the second season I've realized she really isn't THAT bad...but she's still annoying, needs an entirely different wardrobe, and if she comes within a mile radius of Yami she's goin' down." ^_^
All Peoples Bent on World Domination: ::shrug:: "It'll happen when it happens!" ::all laugh evilly::
Suki, Rose, Sam & Oni: "Great, thanks!"
Jesscheaux: "Wow, everyone is so nice! They're all congratulating Kazuma and I!"
Kuwabara: ^_^ "Yeah, I think people don't hate me as much anymore!"
Marik: ::stares at Kuwabara:: "Hm...you might make a very nice mind slave!"
Kuwabara: >_<# ::jumps up:: "WHY YOU--"
Jesscheaux: ::grabs Kuwabara's arm:: "Hold on Kazuma, let ME handle this...oh, Marik!"
Marik: "What do you want?"
Jesscheaux: "STEAK PORK BEEF SALAMI CHICKEN BACON TURKEY!!"
Marik: ::recoils quickly in fear:: "DON'T MENTION THOSE ACCURSED PRODUCTS TO ME!"
Jesscheaux: "Then don't insult my fiance, ya stinkin' vegetarian!" ::shakes fist at Marik::
Bakura: "Hmph, pathetic! Let's just get on with this stupid show so I can leave sooner!"
Kade: "Yeah tell me about it...look who's gotta WRITE all this! Bakura I command you to read the next letter!"
Bakura: "Nobody commands me, mortal! I'll send you to the Shadow Realm for that!"
Kade: "You have no choice." ::uses Author Powers to make him read the letter::
Bakura: "DAMN IT!" ::reluctantly starts reading another letter:: "This is from a foolish mortal named Akumu who writes 'Marik: If a random person walked up to you and called you a girl, what would you do? | Ryou: How well do you think you perform, school-wise? | Bakura: My apologies for using an over-used question, but what's your favorite color? ^^;; | Keiko: How would you counter the people who try to kill you all the time? o.o; That must get irritating...| Kuwabara: Ditto, and what's Eikichi's favorite toy? | Yusuke: Do you have a favorite video game? If so, what is it? Do you have a favorite video game console, too? If so, what? | Hiei: What do you like to top your sweet snow with? Cherries, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... | Kurama: Who do you think is smarter? You or Keiko?'"
Marik: "Ha, that's easy, I'd send that idiot to the Shadow Realm! ...Either that or make them my MIND SLAVE!"
Ryou: "Oh, I do alright..." ::blush:: "Okay, so I do very well in school. I'm in the top percent in my class."
Bakura: "Hmph...favorite color? Anything Ryou can't stand."
Keiko: ::stands up from the audience:: "Well, usually I just use my death-slap on them! You know, the same one that I'm always using on Yusuke."
Kuwabara: "Well if it's a guy I just beat him down...and if it's a girl I try to out-run her since I don't hit girls. And Eikichi's favorite toy would have to be her stuffed mouse...but she doesn't play with it as much now, since she has Jessi and the other new kitten to play with."
Yusuke: "Well, I like 'em all! I have almost all the different consoles too, so it's really hard to pick..."
Hiei: "I eat my Sweet Snow plain..." ::drools::
Kurama: "Well, I'd have to say that I believe I'm smarter than Keiko, as I have lived for over 300 years and have gained that much more knowledge."
Yusuke: "Fair enough. I'll take the next letter...it's a short one! It's from XDragonRose who writes 'I have a question to ask Kurama.What type of things do you look for in a girl?'"
Kurama: "Well...I look for good personality traits, of course. Somebody who is fun to be with and isn't afraid to be herself. Whether she is a demon or a human, I have no preference. There are no rules when it comes to love."
Kade: "Aww, that was sweet!"
Kurama: ^_^ "Thank you. It is true."
Rose: "I haven't read a letter for a while! I'll do the next one." ::picks out a new letter and reads it:: "This is from Hiei's new girlfriend--" ::snickers:: "--Lizzee1 who writes 'I have no questions for the next guest star...but...I do have a present for the cast members...Two presents actually...first...a large stereo with many CD's...I stole my sisters wallet so I could buy it for them...hehe...then....I raided my whole kitchen to make them a large cake. A quarter of it's vanilla, another quarters chocolate, another quarters strawberry, and another quarters this sherbet flavor...sherbet cake...lemme know how it tastes...I invented it myself.'" ::sees the scowl on Hiei's face:: "Oh relax, I was just kidding!"
Kade: "Whoo-hoo, music! Thanks, and the cake looks awesome!"
Bakura: ::already into the cake, eating it using even worse manners than he did with the steak (if at all possible):: "Yes, and it tastes quite good as well..."
Hiei: "Hn, don't hog it all, you pig!" ::shoves Bakura out of the way and takes a large piece of cake::
Marik: "Leave some for the rest of us--I mean ME!" ::pulls Hiei away from the cake and takes a chunk of it for himself::
Oni: ::pours a Sake topping on her slice:: "There, now THAT'S a cake!" ^_^
Kurama: ::mushroom sigh:: "Oh, dear...I shall read the next question." ::takes a new letter and reads it:: "This is from Vegeta-Hiei Lover, who writes 'Yusuke: Ok, why don't you stand up to Keiko? Kurama: Martha Stewart, huh? LOLOL!!! Oni: More stories please. :) Rose: You got any dirt on Yusuke? We're all waiting. Hiei: What the heck happened to your father? I mean, how did he even get into Koorime? Juu-kun: Show me the evil!! Keiko: Why don't you give poor Yusuke a break? The guy has saved your life many times, and you treat him like crap! Jess: Ehh, maybe you're right. At least he's amusing. ROTFLMAO!! Jin: What the heck does holla mean?!?!? Kuwabara: OMG!! 6%!! I'm surprised your sister didn't kill you!! Koenma: Be careful what you wish for. If Vegeta heard you, you would be little more than a pile of ashes on the floor. And handsome!?!?!?!?! Have you ever looked in the mirror? You and Kuwabara both belong in the 'Ewww, what is that, get it off the TV screen!' category. In other words, handsome is what Vegeta and Hiei are, and you are not. Vegeta: Just keep training, buddy!! Someday you'll be stronger than Goku!! Kade: I love this Show!!!!! Can't wait for the party!!!! wOOt!!'"
Yusuke: "I try to, but her slaps friggin' hurt like hell! I need a bodyguard..."
Kurama: ::sigh:: "Yes, Martha Stewart..."
Oni: "Hmm...which one should I tell next?" ::thinks:: "Oh yeah! Ok you know how Kurama is supposed to be graceful? Well...this one afternoon when we were walking home from school he was acting like a total klutz! I mean he was stubbing his toes on the sidewalk, running into trees and telephone poles, tripping over his own feet, and he even fell over backwards when I punched him lightly on the shoulder! I don't know what was up with him! I think somebody must've slipped a little somethin' somethin' into his milk at school, cuz I couldn't figure out what else it could be!"
Kurama: ::red-faced:: "I remember that...to this day I cannot explain it either..."
Rose: ::grins:: "Oh I got TONS of dirt on Yusuke! Like this one time I caught him kissing the bathroom mirror and telling himself how hot he was! And another time I found him in the kitchen dancing with the mop to a Britney Spears CD! He was going 'hit me baby one more time' and doing all these twirly things...he tried to do a cartwheel and landed on his head." XP
Yusuke: >_<# "Knock it off, that's enough already!" ::sighs:: "That's so embarrassing..."
Melissa: "IT'S OKAY YUSUKE, I LOVE YOU!" ::waves Yusuke-holic flag::
Yusuke: ^_^
Hiei: "Hn, I have no idea and I don't care."
Juu-Kun: "Well I WOULD, except for that stupid rule for holidays..."
Keiko: ::stands up from the audience:: "Well since it's Valentine's Day, maybe I will...IF HE GOT ME ANYTHING!"
Yusuke: ::cringes:: "Meep!"
Melissa: ::glares at Keiko:: "Don't yell at him like that, you evil wench!"
Keiko: "Evil? I am not! And I wouldn't yell at him if he wasn't such a JERK all the time!"
Melissa: "He is not a jerk!" ::slaps Keiko::
Keiko: @__@
Yusuke: "Hehehe..."
Melissa: ::goes back to waving her Yusuke-holic flag:: "GO YUSUKE!!"
Jesscheaux: ^_^
Jin: ::stands up from audience:: "I have no idea what 'holla' means...the author just made me say it...HUZZAH!!"
Kuwabara: ::laughs:: "Well...Shizuru was REALLY mad...but yeah, I'm surprised she didn't kill me, too."
Koenma: "Humph, I'm not afraid of that guy! I'm the Prince of Hell after all!" ::mouse runs across his feet:: "AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! OGRE!! OGRE!! KILL IT, KILL IT NOW!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" ::jumps on top of the chair::
All: ::sweatdrop::
Bakura: "I'll take care of that pathetic rodent..." ::sends it to the Shadow Realm::
Ryou: "Bakura, he didn't do anything to you! ...Poor mouse..."
Koenma: "And OF COURSE I AM HANDSOME! You're just...well I'm sure you're just jealous!" ::crosses his arms::
Kuwabara: ::shrug:: "Well, not EVERYONE is gonna like me I guess. But all that matters to me is the most important person in my life thinks I'm great!" ::beams at Jesscheaux::
Jesscheaux: ::hugs Kuwabara:: "That is so sweet!"
Vegeta: ::comes back:: "I intend to keep training...and then I'll finally defeat that fool Kakarot!"
Bulma: ::appears and grabs his ear:: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE VEGETA?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOME FOLDING THE CLOTHES!!"
Vegeta-Hiei Lover: ::appears:: "I'll save ya, Vegeta!" ::runs over and beats Bulma off of him::
Bulma: @__@
Vegeta: ::smirk::
VHL: ::sees Hiei:: "HIEI!!" ::runs over to him and proceeds to glomp the hell out of him::
Hiei: O_O ::tries to jump out of the way, but she is too quick for him::
VHL: ::SMUGs Hiei and kisses him::
Hiei: X_x "Kissed by a ningen...uuhhhh, how could I let this happen?"
VHL: ::grins and goes to sit in the audience, laughing::
Kade: "Ughh...how many questions are left? Twenty billion?"
Oni: ::checks:: "No, just one."
Kade: ::falls to her knees:: "HUZZAH!!"
Kuwabara: "I'll read it!" ::picks up last letter and reads it:: "This is from leadfoot352 who writes 'Yami: why are you and your friends so obsessed with that card game (throws rocks at Yami and his friends over and over) P.S. love the show.'"
Kade: "GRR!!!"
Yami: ::comes in:: "Somebody asked me a question?"
Rocks: ::go flying at Yami, Bakura, Ryou and Marik...but miss them completely by at least three feet::
Yami: ::watches the poorly aimed rocks fall short of their targets:: "What was that?"
Kade: ::glomps Yami:: "Eh, somebody thought they could throw a rock at the guy THE WRITER IS OBSESSED WITH!!!"
Bakura: "How dare anyone try to throw a rock at ME, Thief King Bakura-sama!"
Marik: "THIS FOOL SHOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM!!" ::laughs evilly::
Yami: ::sweatdrop:: "To answer the question...I enjoy Duel Monsters...who wouldn't?"
Kade: "Well...I'm glad you like the show, but DON'T THROW ROCKS AT MY ATEMU-KUN!"
Rose: ::points to somebody in the audience:: "You have a question?"
Inu.-Sess.Fan: ::stands up:: "Yo this is for Hiei-sama: I'll wait until after training to give you sweet snow. Show me how to use the Dragon of the Darkness Flame." ::black aura surounds her::
Hiei: "Hn, fine. If you can handle it, that is." ::smirks::
Inu.-Sess.Fan: "Bakura, you're kewl but if you try to put Yami in the Shadow Realm again I will personally kill you for both Yami and Kade." ::shows fangs::
Bakura: ::crosses arms:: "Hmph!"
Marik: ::laughs at Bakura::
Inu.-Sess.Fan: "Marik, same for you--" ::cough:: "--hot--" ::cough::
Marik: ::scowls::
Inu.-Sess.Fan: ::continues:: "Oh, Kuwabara, here's 50 other kittens, to tell you the truth they won't stop multiplying so each time that happens I'll wean them off of their mothers and give them to you. Sounds like a deal. Oh, I've grown to like you too..." ::blush:: "...and you're cute--" ::cough:: "--hott--" ::cough::
Kuwabara: ::gets all the kittens:: "Wow...hey, maybe I should open up a pet shop!"
Inu.-Sess.Fan: "For Yusuke, use this spray to knock Keiko out when you want to, but be carful. Here's what to do: 1 spray-temparary knock-out. 2 sprays-asleep until the sun is in the middle of the sky. 3 sprays-well...let's just say you'll need another Keiko." -_-U
Yusuke: "Hey, cool! Thanks!"
Inu.-Sess.Fan: "FOR HIEI-SAMA..." ::whispers:: "Don't worry, my cats will keep him busy for a long time I get tons of them every day so he won't have time to call you names or mess with you."
Hiei: ::smirks:: "Sounds good to me."
Inu.-Sess.Fan: ::normal voice:: "Here's an, umm....heat bomb to destroy whoever's name you write on it, it's really kool try it. You too, Juu-Kun, and if anybody even tries to take it or stop it, they're dead. I may look weak but just say if I fought that Toguro guy I would've won in about... 5 seconds..." ::licking blood off of claws:: "Sorry I just had lunch cause some random guy tried to glomp me. Oh by the way Vegeta, I'm watching you..." ::eyes glow red:: "Bye!" ::blows a hole in the roof and flies off::
Kade: ::stares at hole:: "Dammit, and I just had that fixed!" ::sigh:: "Oh well."
Yami: "I can help you fix it if you like..."
Kade: ::hugs Yami::
Vegeta: ::glares at hole:: "Hmph!"
Hiei: "I think I may write that baka Saiyan's name on this heat bomb..." ::smirk::
Juu-Kun: "Hey, I have a few questions for the guests..."
Kade: ::shrug:: "Go ahead."
Juu-Kun: "Bakura, wanna go on a killing spree later? I've got Shadi's Sennen Items to give to you... Ryou, how come you can't be more like your Yami? Although I like you just the way you are...you should toughen up! Malik, wanna go on killing spree? If so...I can get the Tauk...and possibly the Puzzle...if you wanted."
Kade: "Not the Puzzle!" ::grabs the Puzzle and holds it protectively...but it's still around Yami's neck, causing him to be jerked downwards:: "Oh, sorry Yams!" ::lets go::
Yami: ::straightens up:: "It's alright, just...try not to do that again."
Bakura: "I would certainly take those items off your hands, Juu-Kun..."
Ryou: ::looks at Bakura:: "Why would I want to be more like him? He always tells me to toughen up, too."
Marik: "Well, I'm not into killing sprees anymore but I'm sure my Yami is..." ::sweatdrop:: "However I could use some more mind slaves..."
----->Lizzy & Vicky's Fangirl Rampage!<-----
Lizzy: "Okay Vicky, like NOW'S OUR CHANCE!" ::giggles::
Vicky: "I can't wait! OOOHHHHH KURAMA! Soon we'll be together forever!"
Lizzy: "Like, on the count of 'three' we'll run out and jump into the arms of our men!" ::sigh:: "Okay! Like, one!"
Vicky: "Two!"
Lizzy: "Uh..." ::pauses:: "Like what comes after 'two'?"
Vicky: ::thinks hard:: "OH! THREE!!!"
Lizzy & Vicky: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" ::charge on stage and begin pelting Hiei and Kurama with heart-shaped boxes of chocolate::
Hiei: "HN????"
Kurama: "Oh my!"
Kade: "EVERYBODY DUCK AND COVER!!"
Everyone 'cept Hiei and Kurama: ::duck and cover::
Hiei: ::is now being chased by Lizzy:: "SOMEBODY GET THIS NINGEN AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I COMMIT MURDER!!"
Kurama: ::is being chased by Vicky:: "PLEASE HELP ME!!"
Lizzy: "Oh Hiei-baby, we're meant to be!" ::dives on him and glomps him::
Hiei: ::struggles in her death-grip:: "LET GO, PUNY BAKA NINGEN!!"
Vicky: "AAAHHHHHHHH KURAMAAAAAAA!!" ::grabs his hair and causes him to fall down, then glomps him::
Kurama: ::squeezes his eyes shut:: "HELP ME! HELP ME PLEASE!"
Everyone Else: ::too busy laughing their heads off::
Lizzy: "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY HIEI MY LOVE!"
Vicky: "OH KURAMA, I LOVE YOU!! THIS IS THE BEST VALENTINE'S DAY EVER NOW THAT WE'VE FINALLY FOUND EACH OTHER!"
Hiei & Kurama: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lizzy: "Like I am so totally happy, sweetheart!" ::keeps trying to kiss Hiei:: "Oh Honey-Cakes, I can't kiss you if you won't hold still!"
Hiei: "DUH!!" ::swats at her, but for some reason keeps missing:: "WHAT THE HELL NINGEN, GET OFF ME!!"
Vicky: ::also trying in vain to kiss Kurama:: "Sweetums, hold still! We haven't had our Special Kiss yet!"
Kurama: "Do I look crazy to you!?"
Vicky: "YES! Crazy for ME, my love! And I am crazy for YOU!!"
Suki: "Okay, this has got to stop!"
Sam: ::finally manages to stop laughing:: "Alright you rabid fangirls, GET OUTTA HERE!! BEAT IT!"
Lizzy: "Like, NO WAY! We are not leaving without our MEN!!"
Vicky: "Like, I totally agree with her! If I have to leave, then my Kurama-poo is coming WITH ME!!"
Sam: "Alright that's it, YOU ASKED FOR IT!" ::grabs the broom and begins to run at the two fangirls::
Lizzy: "LIKE OMG OMG OMG!! Vicky she's totally gonna kill us with that broom!"
Vicky: "LIKE WHAT DO WE DO??"
Lizzy: "AAAHHHHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!" ::gets off Hiei and heads for the hills::
Vicky: O_O ::scrambles after her:: "LIKE WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE!!"
Sam: ::watches them go, proud:: "HA! Don't ever come back, either!"
::Buzzer sounds::
Oni: ::crawls out of hiding space:: "They're gone? YAY SAM YOU ROCK!"
Yusuke: "It sure is good having a security guard!"
Melissa: ::holds up Yusuke-holic flag:: "I LOVE YOU YUSUKE!"
Kuwabara: "Well, it's been a fun show you guys."
Jesscheaux: "Yeah, it sure has!"
Kade: ::sniffle sob::
Yami: "What's wrong, Kade?"
Kade: T_T "Today was the last episode...no more Hiei & Kurama Show..." ::tear tear::
Yami: ::gives her a hug:: "Don't cry, it will be alright."
Hiei: "Really? Was this REALLY the last episode?!"
Kurama: ::nods solemnly:: "Indeed it was, Hiei."
Hiei: "..."
Kurama: "Hiei? What's wrong?"
Hiei: "...YYYYYEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! YES YES YES!!!! OH JOY AND RAPTURE!! I'M FREE!! I'm really FREE! AT LAST!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"
Kurama: ::sweatdrop::
Oni: "But we've still got this awesome party to go to, you guys!"
Kurama: "Yes that's true...oh Kade, do cheer up!" ::sympathetic look::
Kade: ::crying on Yami's shoulder:: "I'm sorry...I'm just...so..........HAPPY!!!!!!!" ^_______^
All: O_O "What??"
Kade: "Yeah! Have you any idea how freakin' LONG all these chapters are?? DO YOU?! And to finally be done with...what, the eleventh chapter? It's so awesome! I'm so happy!" ::gives Yami a BIG kiss::
Yami: "Oh, well uh..." ::blush::
Yusuke: "Hmph, BAKA Russian!" ::gets hit on the head by every other cast member::
All: "HE IS EGYPTIAN!!"
Rose: ::waves to the camera:: "Goodbye everyone, it's been fun! See you all at the party! ...Most of you..." ^_^