Sam: ::lurking around, pointing her flashlight at anything suspicious while talking to her pet lobster:: "If there are any fangirls around here who think they're going to pester the cast members then they're going to have to get past me first!"
::Suddenly a blur of black runs by and disappears down the hall::
Sam: ::shines the flashlight on the area where she saw the blur run by:: "Who's there? What are you up to? I'll catch you, I swear!"
Hiei: ::runs into a room and slams the door behind him, leaning against the door and panting as if he'd been running for his very life::
::KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!::
Girl's Voice: "Oh Hiei! Hiei-chan! Please let me in, I just wanna kiss you! Pwease, Hiei-chan, why won't you let me love you?"
Hiei: O.O ::thinking, 'somebody help me please!'::
----->SOMEWHERE ELSE<-----
::Kuwabara and Jesscheaux are hanging out at the snack bar::
Kuwabara: ::pours himself some coffee:: "I think our show is going really well!"
Jesscheaux: ::pours herself some Coca-Cola:: "Yeah, I totally agree with you Kuwa! It's going great."
Kuwabara: "I was just talking to Kade, and she was saying what great responses we're getting and how cool all our fans are." ::sips his coffee:: "Even though we don't get paid, I think it's all worth it. After all, we get to be on television, right?"
Jesscheaux: ::nods:: "Right. But you know, if it were up to me, it would be called 'The Kuwabara Show'!" ::grins::
Juu-Kun: ::grabs a bag of chips from the snack table and notices Kuwabara watching him:: "What are you gawking at, Kuwabaka?"
Kuwabara: ::crushes his Styrofoam coffee cup in anger (good thing it was empty):: "Hey! Don't you call me that, you puny little shrimp!
Juu-Kun: ::scowls:: "You'd better watch what you say to me unless you'd like a personal demonstration of what I'm capable of."
Kuwabara: ::crosses his arms:: "Oh yeah, you're just trying to scare me and it's not working. I bet you're just saying all that stuff 'cause you know you'd lose against me! You're probably just a wimp who tries to sound all tough, but he's really not."
Jesscheaux: ::pokes him:: "Uh, Kuwabara...now isn't really the best time to pick a fight..."
Kuwabara: ::gets mad:: "That's it, you just bring it on, you shrimpy little squirt! If you have the guts, anyway."
Juu-Kun: ::starts to get mad, but then smirks:: "I have all that and a bag of chips, baka." ::tosses the potato chips back onto the snack table and prepares to demonstrate his powers for/on Kuwabara::
[Juu-Kun thing]
Jesscheaux: ::watching in horror:: "JUU-KUN, STOP IT! YOU'RE HURTING HIM!"
Juu-Kun: "That's the point." ::suddenly receives a telepathic message from Hiei:: "Well it seems I'm needed elsewhere...so long, baka. Have fun trying to get out of there." ::leaves to help Hiei with his rabid fangirl situation::
Jesscheaux: "Kuwabara!" ::tries to help him, but it's no use:: "Hang in there, I'll go get somebody to help you!" ::clenches her fists:: "I swear I'm going to get that Juu-Kun for this!"
Kade: ::comes walking into the room:: "Hey guys, what's--" ::sees Kuwabara and stops dead in her tracks:: "Oh my god...Kuwabara! What happened?"
Kuwabara: "......" ::can't talk::
Jesscheaux: "That jerk Juu-Kun did that to him! I don't know how to get him outta there..."
Kade: "Hang on..." ::uses her mystical Author Powers to free Kuwabara from his entrapment:: "There you are. Looks like Juu-Kun really had his fun, huh?"
Jesscheaux: ::rushes over to Kuwabara:: "Are you alright, Kazuma?"
Kade: "Hey, no prob. You might wanna take a trip to the hospital just to make sure you're okay, though."
Kuwabara: "I'm fine, really."
Jesscheaux: ::takes his hand and helps him up:: "She's right you know...please do it at least for me, Kuwabara."
Kuwabara: ::sighs:: "Alright, honey, you win." ::they walk off together, well, Kuwabara limps and Jesscheaux walks::
Kade: ::shrugs:: "All's well that ends well, I guess." ::walks over to the snack table and grabs a few cookies::
----->IN THE BATHROOM<-----
Kurama: ::getting ready to shower off after a hard day of 'work':: "Hm...I just cannot decide which shampoo to use today." ::stares at the many shelves of shampoo bottles that cover an entire wall in the bathroom:: "I am not certain whether I want my hair to smell of peaches and cream or french vanilla."
Oni: ::pounds on the door impatiently:: "HEY! You've been in there for fifteen minutes and I need to use the bathroom!"
Kurama: "I am terribly sorry, Oni. I do not mean to inconvenience you."
Oni: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. C'mon bro, what's the hold-up?"
Kurama: "I cannot decide which scent I want today."
Oni: "Oh for the love of Sake...does it really matter? Go with the french vanilla and hurry it up in there!"
Kurama: ::nods to himself:: "French vanilla. Yes, I shall choose that one...now, which body wash should I use?"
Oni: ::groans in frustration, leans on the door and slides to the floor:: "This'll take forever..." ::opens up a bottle of Sake::
----->ON THE STAGE<-----
::The entire area is deserted except for Yusuke and Rose, who are cleaning up the stage since it happens to be their turn to do it::
Yusuke: ::holding an empty bottle of Sake and examining it, trying to see if there is any alcohol left inside it:: "Hm, now who could this belong to?" ::seeing that there is nothing left in the bottle, he tosses it at the garbage can and it goes in:: "Oh yeah, three-pointer! I'm so cool!" ::grins::
Rose: ::looks up from mopping the floor:: "You're supposed to be working!"
Yusuke: "I am! Did you not see me throw away that bottle?"
Rose: "That's the first one you've thrown away in ten minutes! What are you doing over there?"
Yusuke: "I'm just taking a break, okay?"
Rose: "That's no fair, if you get a break then I want one too!" ::throws the mop down and sits in one of the chairs:: "It feels weird to be on the stage when there's nobody in the audience."
Yusuke: "I know what you mean...no fans screaming my name and killing each other over me." ::smirks::
Rose: -_-U "Which fantasy world are you living in? That hasn't happened yet and I doubt it ever will."
Yusuke: ::gives her an evil smile:: "Yeah, just like your date with Kurama!"
Rose: >_<# ::chucks all of her juggling balls at his head:: "YOU JERK! SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!"
Yusuke: @__@ ::rubs his head, which has four large bumps on it:: "Is it too late to say I was just kidding?"
Rose: ::takes a picture:: "I'm going to make a really big version of that picture and put it on my website!"
Yusuke: ::looks at her as his vision clears up:: "You don't even have a website!"
Rose: "I will tomorrow! And remember Mr. Wuggums, your favorite teddy bear? The one you always sleep with every night? I'm going to sell him on E-Bay!"
Yusuke: "You'd better not!" ::gets up and tries to chase after her, but trips and falls flat on his face because he's still dizzy from being hit on the head::
Rose: ::laughs and grabs the mop to use as a weapon:: "Just try and stop me!"
Yusuke: "You're really underestimating me, sis. I'm way too tough for you to handle!"
Rose: "Wow, he used a big word! And don't forget, I'm a Spirit Detective too!"
Yusuke: ::stands up:: "A Spirit Detective in training, and therefore not as great as me!"
Rose: ::whacks him in the face with the wet end of the mop:: "Aww look, now he's all wet!" ::laughs::
Yusuke: ::sudsy water dripping down his face:: "Very funny. You know, we should be getting paid for cleaning off the stage. This is so stupid. It's long and boring, plus I'm forced to spend time with my annoying brat of a sister."
Rose: XP "I'd rather be an annoying brat than a foolish jerk."
Yusuke: "This 'bonding' thing sucks."
Rose: ::mimicking Genkai:: "Then get back to work, slacker!"
Yusuke: ::laughs:: "That's pretty good, you sounded just like her! Anyway what's the hurry, as long as we get it done. I mean come on, what are they going to do, get mad and pay us?"
Rose: ::sighs and begins mopping again:: "I dunno about you, but I want to get home sometime soon. SOME OF US actually have lives..."
----->BACK WITH HIEI<-----
Crazy Fangirl: ::knocks on the door again:: "Hiei-chan, I know you're in there!" ::giggles:: "You don't have to be afraid, my little Sugar-Buns, come on out and receive your treatment!"
Hiei: ::shudders violently:: "Hn. GO AWAY BEFORE I AM FORCED TO TEAR YOUR BODY TO SHREDS AND BURN IT TO ASHES!"
Crazy Fangirl: "Oh Hiei! You're just SOOOOOO romantic!" ::swoons:: "OMG I love you so much! Please come out of there so I can glomp the guts out of you!"
Hiei: "ARE YOU DAMN CRAZY, WOMAN?!"
Crazy Fangirl: "Crazy for you, my love!"
Hiei: "Just who the hell ARE you anyway?"
Crazy Fangirl: "I'm Cam Harvay!" [AN: Ha ha ha...anyone remember that chick? What a weirdo...lol]
Hiei: ::scowls:: "Cam Harvay? What a stupid name!"
Cam Harvay: "But Hiei, I thought so hard for hours about what to call myself, I picked this one because I thought you would like it!"
Hiei: -_-U "How pathetic...baka ningen woman."
Cam Harvay: "But Hiei, I'm not a ningen! In fact I'm a fire demon just like you! And I have a Jagan eye AND I have a katana! I'm as short as you are and I even dress in black and wear four belts just like you! I love you! Hiei, we belong together!"
Hiei: "I happen to know for a fact that none of those things are true."
Cam Harvay: "Cut me a break, I'M DESPERATE!"
Juu-Kun: ::comes down the hall and sees the crazed, desperate Hiei Fangirl known as Cam Harvay standing outside a door and begging for Hiei to come out:: "Hey! Who are you and why are you harassing my partner in crime?"
Cam Harvay: "I wasn't harassing him! I was just telling him how much I LOOOOOOOVE him and how sexy he is!"
Hiei: ::voice muffled from in the next room:: "The woman is harassing me, damn it!"
Juu-Kun: ::looks at Cam Harvay and smirks:: "Then you must die..."
Cam Harvay: ::stares back at Juu-Kun:: "I can't die...I'M IMMORTAL!!" ::laughs like the insane maniac she is, and runs off to find other hot bishoonen::
Juu-Kun: O.O "Hiei, it's safe to come out now. The baka's gone."
Hiei: ::emerges from the room he had locked himself in:: "Hn. Good. Now let's get out of here before she comes back."
Juu-Kun: "I suggest we go to the Makai and sharpen our skills on weaker demons."
Hiei: "Hn. I agree."
::They both leave::
----->BACK WITH KURAMA AND ONI<-----
Oni: ::still waiting to use the bathroom, now with about four empty Sake bottles scattered around her:: -_- ::stands up and pounds on the door again:: "Kurama! Why do you have to be such a bitch in the bathroom? I mean, you take even longer than a woman should for crying out loud!"
Kurama: ::using the hair dryer:: "Have patience, Oni, as I am almost finished."
Oni: -_- "I've been patient for the last two hours, what more do you want from me?"
Suki: ::walks in, needing to use the facilities also:: "Uh-oh, looks like there's a line."
Oni: "Yeah, my brother's hogging the bathroom."
Suki: ::perks up:: "Kurama's in there?" ::sits down and waits for Kurama to come out::
Oni: ::sighs:: "Kur-AMA! It's just hair!"
Kurama: ::turns off the blow dryer and begins to brush his hair::
Suki & Oni: ::hear him counting the brush strokes::
Oni: "You'd better not be counting to a thousand!"
Suki: "Kurama, I'm sure you look fine as it is! Hurry up and come out here!"
Kurama: ::counts to a hundred and finally comes out of the bathroom, looking fabulous with his hair smelling like french vanilla:: "I am sorry for causing you both to wait."
Oni: "Finally!" ::dashes into the bathroom::
Suki: ::latches onto Kurama's arm:: "Let's go get something to eat, Kurama!"
Kurama: "Alright, I could certainly use some food at the moment."
Cam Harvay: ::sneaking down the hallways in search of another hot bishie::
Sam: ::spies a shadow while lurking around and shines the flashlight on the spot:: ::sees nothing:: "Mark my words, trespasser, I WILL get you sooner or later!" ::goes off to set up an elaborate trap that probably won't work but is meant to catch the perpetrator::
Cam Harvay: "Where oh where have all the bishies gone? COME ON OUT, HOT ANIME GUYS!" ::gasps, suddenly spotting Kurama at the end of the hall:: "OMG, there's one! KURAMA! HEY KURAMA!" ::runs toward him as fast as she can::
Kurama: ::turns around upon hearing his name called and sees a crazy girl charging at him:: O.o "Oh dear..."
Cam Harvay: ::collides with Kurama like a freight train and immediately glomps onto him:: "KURAMA! I am like your number one fan, well not really but anyway you're like really completely totally HOT and I guess I could grow to love you eventually so what do you say, will you marry me?!"
Kurama: O_O;; ::desperately tries to escape her grasp, but Cam Harvay has him in a death grip:: "I do not believe we have ever met...I have no idea who you are."
Cam Harvay: "I'm Cam Harvay! I don't know very much about you, but you look good so who cares?"
Kurama: "Please release me."
Suki: ::comes back from getting a cup of soda and sees this strange girl glomped onto Kurama:: >_<# "Who does she think she is? If anyone here deserves Kurama, it's ME!" ::stomps over:: "HEY! You'd better let go of him right now unless you want to deal with me!"
Cam Harvay: ::looks up at Suki:: "No way! Besides, I don't see your name on him."
Suki: ::dumps the cup of soda all over Cam Harvay::
Cam Harvay: O.o ::lets go of Kurama:: "AAHHHHH! I'M MELTING! I'M MEEEEELLLLLTIIIIIIINNNNNNNGG!!" ::turns around and sprints down the hall, laughing insanely::
Suki & Kurama: O.O ::MAJOR sweatdrop::
Kurama: ::turns to Suki after a moment of silence:: "Well...would you care to go and see a movie?"
Suki: "Yeah, I'd love to! Let's go!"
::They walk off to go to the movies::
----->WITH YUSUKE AND ROSE<-----
Rose: ::finishes mopping the floor:: "There, I'm done! Now I get to go home and watch anime!"
Yusuke: ::throws away the last of the garbage:: "I thought you said you had a life."
Rose: ::bops him on the head:: "Anime is a big part of my life, dummy!"
Yusuke: "Whatever." ::doesn't notice a certain crazed fan lurking around backstage:: "I'm gonna take out the trash now. If you're gone by the time I get back then I'll see ya when I see ya." ::picks up the humongous garbage bag and heaves it over his shoulder::
Rose: "Okay, bye Yusuke. See ya at home." ::waves at him and leaves::
Yusuke: ::walks backstage and is suddenly confronted by a strange girl:: "What the--who are you?"
Cam Harvay: "You heard me. You aren't the hottest guy on the show, but hey I can't be too picky now can I? You'll do just fine and besides, it could be worse. And I really do like your shoes." ::smirks::
Yusuke: "You want to MARRY me?" O.o "I don't even know you!"
Cam Harvay: "Well that makes it even more fun! We can play 20 Questions on our honeymoon, and by the time we get home we'll know each other like the back of our hands! It's really quite simple."
Yusuke: "......." ::appears to be considering it::
::Suddenly Kade appears behind Yusuke, followed closely by Oni and Sam::
Kade: "A-ha! I heard that there was a fangirl loose somewhere in here, but I never guessed it would be you, Cam Harvay!"
Yusuke: "You know her?"
Kade: "Yes. Yes I do. I know her pretty well, as a matter of fact. And she's nothing but trouble. She's also an idiot."
Cam Harvay: "HEY! I resent that!"
Kade: "I know. Time for you to go, Cam, we're closing up and besides, there aren't any fangirls allowed back here after the show."
Oni: "Take her away, Sam!" ::laughs::
Sam: ::slaps handcuffs onto Cam Harvay's wrists:: "Come on, you! I told you I would get you!" ::leads her away::
Oni: ::looks at Yusuke:: "You weren't really considering her proposal, were you?"
Yusuke: ::turns red:: "NO! No way, I'm not that stupid!"
Kade: ::laughs::
Oni: "Uh-huh. Whatever you say, Yusuke." ::smirks:: "Well, I'm outta here. It's time for some Sake and I'm all out...I have to pick up some more. Plus I gotta be home in time to sabotage Kurama's date for tonight!" ::grins evilly:: "See you guys later!" ^__^ ::runs off::
Kade: "I better go, to. I'm gonna call Yami, he said he'd teach me how to be a better duelist!" ^____^ "He's so great! Lock up when you leave, will ya Yusuke?"
Yusuke: "Sure, fine, whatever." ::picks up the garbage bag again:: "Bye Kade."
Kade: "Byeness, Urameshi." ::leaves::
Yusuke: ::takes out the trash and then comes back into the building to take one last walk around the halls before he leaves:: "Heh. Never thought I'd be part of a television show. Kinda funny, I guess." ::suddenly his feet fly out from under him as a rope wraps around his legs and pulls him up to the ceiling::
Yusuke: "AAHHHHH!" ::as he spins around suspended in the air, he is sprayed from head to toe with very sticky maple syrup, and then a bunch of fans blow many bags of feathers at him:: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" ::the rope breaks and then he falls to the ground::
::THUD!::
Yusuke: "Ouch..." ::sits up and sees his reflection in the mirror that is conveniently placed in front of him:: O.O ::a camera lowers from the ceiling above and focuses on him::
::CLICK!::
Yusuke The Chicken: "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!"