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The Hiei & Kurama Show
~The Hiei & Kurama Show~
--Cast Members
Hiei
Kurama
Yusuke
Kuwabara
*Jesscheaux
*Oni
*Suki
*Rose
*Juu-Kun
Kade
*and introducing Sam, the Security Gaurd
*other authors
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Previously on the Hiei & Kurama Show:
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--BEGIN SCENES--
*ON A BIG LIT-UP STAGE SURROUNDED BY FANS*
Kurama: ::singing:: "You'll be in my heart, yes you'll be in my heart!"
Yusuke: ::singing:: "From this day on, now and forever more!"
Kuwabara: ::singing:: "You'll be in my heart, no matter what they say. You'll be here in my heart, always!"
Hiei: ::singing:: "Don't listen to them, cuz what do they know? We need each other, to have, to hold! They'll see in time, I know..."
All: ::strike a pose:: "We'll show them together, cuz you'll be in my heart!..." [AN: I was watching Tarzan, so sue me!]
Fangirls: ::cheer and swoon::
*ON AN ICY MOUNTAIN TOP*
Kenshin: ::hanging on to the cliff for dear life:: "I can't--I can't make it! Go on, Jesscheaux, save yourself!"
Jesscheaux: ::dives toward him and grabs his arm so he won't fall to a certain death:: "I never leave a man behind, Kenshin! You can do it! Don't give up, just hang in there!"
*IN A DOCTOR'S OFFICE*
Oni & Heero: ::look expectantly at the doctor, who holds test results in his hands::
Doctor: "The results are in. The two of you are...related."
Oni: ::gasp::
::Dramatic soap opera music plays::
Heero: >.< "This sucks!"
*ON A DESERTED ISLAND*
Hiei: ::struggling to light a fire:: ::gives up:: "I can't do it, it's impossible! I've failed!"
Suki: "You're a fire demon, man! Pull yourself together!" ::back-hands Hiei, hoping to snap him out of it::
Yusuke: ::comes out of the shelter:: "We're all...out...of food!" ::breaks down crying::
Suki: ::falls to her knees, a paralyzed expression on her face:: "We...are...going...TO DIE!!"
::Dum...dum...DUM!!::
*ON THE SET OF JERRY SPRINGER*
Rose: ::glares at Jesscheaux:: "Well let me tell you something, girl, Kuwabara's coming home with ME!"
Jesscheaux: ::slaps Rose::
Audience: "JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!"
*IN A DARK DARK ROOM, MAYBE A CLOSET*
Yusuke: ::pounds on the door frantically:: "SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE!"
*IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT*
Bakura: ::waving a red flag wildly:: "HEEEEEELLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEE! I'm stuck out here with an idiot mortal!"
Joey: ::spelling out 'dear anyone who cares, we are both trapped out here and we will most likely die if we don't get rescued, so if it ain't too much to ask, would you please send us some h--' in the sand using large rocks:: ::runs out of rocks:: "Aw darnit, now we're doomed! Nobody's gonna see that we need help now!"
Bakura: ::looks at Joey in pure disgust, then falls to his knees and cries::
*IN A BEAUTIFUL GARDEN*
Juu-Kun: ::smiles gently and picks a handful of daisies:: "So beautiful...they've grown up so fast!" ::sniffles::
Oni: ::walks in:: O.O "Is that MY dress?"
*STILL IN THE CLOSET*
Yusuke: "SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! It's dark in here and it smells bad! ...AHHH!! What was that sound? EEEEEE!! Something's coming for me!" ::scratches desperately at the door::
*IN A FIELD SOMEWHERE*
Marik: ::running from an angry mob:: "HELP!" ::looks over his shoulder::
Angry Mob: ::yelling loudly and waving pitchforks::
Marik: O.O ::runs faster::
*AT KURAMA'S VANITY TABLE*
Hiei: ::brushing his hair:: "One thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three..."
*BACK AT THE CLOSET*
Yusuke: ::screaming like a little girl:: "HELP ME PLEASE! I WANNA GO HOME! I WANT MY MOMMY!!" ::kicks and hits at the door furiously::
*IN THE BATHTUB*
Kurama: ::singing while splashing his hands in the bubble bath:: "Rubber Ducky, you're so fun!
Rubber Ducky, I love you! Rubber Ducky, you're so cool!..."
*IN KADE'S OFFICE*
Yami: "Kade, I must tell you, I've been madly in love with you since the moment I first saw you."
Kade: ::dramatic gasp::
Yami: ::grabs her shoulders and stares into her eyes:: "Will you...marry me?"
::Dramatic soap opera music plays::
*IN THE CLOSET ONCE MORE*
Yusuke: ::quiet as a mouse, awaiting the horrors soon to come:: ::suddenly becomes stiff as a
board:: "It's...here..." O.O ::cowers on the floor:: "DON'T HURT ME PLEASE!" ::sees the face of
his tormentor:: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*IN A STUDIO*
Rose: ::sitting at an easel wearing a beanie cap and holding a paintbrush:: "Hmm, we'll add a bit of bluey-blue to our sky..." ::adds the 'bluey-blue':: "Wow, that looks terrific! And now to add some happy-green to our dull grass..." ::adds the 'happy-green':: "Ah, that's much better!"
*AT KURAMA'S HOUSE*
Kurama: ::goes to use the bathroom:: ::opens the door and screams bloody murder::
Kuwabara's Voice: "HEY! Don't you ever knock?"
Kurama: ::runs out and slams the door, moaning like he's going to be sick:: "MY EYES, THEY
BURN!"
*OKAY I LIED, ONE MORE TIME IN THE CLOSET*
Yusuke: ::huddled in a corner in the fetal postion, rocking back and forth, white as a sheet with his left eye twitching:: "Kill me now kill me now kill me now kill me now..."
*SOME RANDOM CITY*
Kuwabara: ::standing in front of a large crowd of people:: "LISTEN UP EVERYONE! There's a
bomb in that building, and one wrong move could mean the end this city as we know it!"
::building blows up::
Kuwabara: ::falls to his knees:: "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
--END SCENES--
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Back To Reality:
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The usual scene is set up--dark blue background colors, a huge television screen that nobody ever uses that is mounted high on the wall, four or five crimson-colored chairs lined up in front of it, and a mahogany table with a vase full of roses set up in front of the chairs::
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::The cast walks out, and the audience cheers wildly::
Kurama: ::bows and sits down in the chair::
Suki: ::grins and plops herself down onto Kurama's lap::
Kurama: O.O
Kurama's Fangirls: ::growl viciously:: "HEY! GET OFF MY KURAMA! HE'S MINE!!"
Kurama: O.o;;
Suki: ::sticks her tongue out at the fangirls::
Hiei: ::reluctantly sits down in the chair::
Hiei Fangirls: "I LOVE YOU HIEI!! YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOO SEXY!"
Hiei: ::twitches::
Juu-Kun: ::sits down in the chair next to Hiei's::
Kuwabara & Jesscheaux: ::sit down beside each other and wave at the audience::
Oni: ::comes running in with a half-full bottle of Sake:: "Hey everyone! Kurama said that I could do the introduction today, so welcome to another exciting episode of The Oni Show!" ::receives a 'look' from Kurama:: -__- "Oh fine, The Hiei & Kurama Show. Happy, bro?"
Kurama: "Very, thank you."
Oni: "Anyway, we have a cool show for you guys! Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh! is here, plus we've
got a new member of the crew to introduce to you all...and the usual stuff like questions and me
reading Kurama's diary..." ::receives another 'look' from Kurama:: "...What?! Jeez, I'm kidding!" ::cough:: "--yeah right--" ::cough::
Kurama: ::gives her a strange look:: "Are you alright, Oni?"
Oni: "Yeah sure, Sake just went down the wrong way, that's all." ::innocent smile::
::CLONK! CLONK! CLONK! CLONK!::
Yusuke: ::stumbles out to the stage with four large lumps on top of his head, looking dazed:: @_@ ::tries to sit on a chair, but misses completely and falls on the floor instead::
All: O.O
Yusuke: ::moans:: "The pain..."
Suki: ::still on Kurama's lap and earning dirty looks from his fangirls:: "Uh-oh, what'd you do THIS time, huh?"
Yusuke: ::gives her a confused look:: "I...dun remember..."
Rose: ::walks out onto the stage with Puu on her head:: "Well I do! He grabbed some girl's butt just barely, what else was I gonna do?" ::shrugs and laughs:: "That'll teach the perverted fool!"
Oni: "Well anyway, since I'm doing announcements, did you all like those scenes at the beginning of the show?"
Hiei: "Hn. NO!" ::glares::
Yusuke: ::pouts:: "I didn't either, Kade made me seem like such a baby!"
Rose: ::rolls her eyes:: "I didn't notice any difference..."
Yusuke: >.<# "WHO ASKED YOU?"
Kurama: "Discovering Kuwabara in the bathroom WAS quite horrifying..."
Juu-Kun: ::crosses his arms and scowls:: "And I wouldn't be caught dead in a garden."
Oni: "Oh you guys, it was only for fun...I guess Kade decided she wanted to be random...anyway, it's a good thing it was only for fun because if Heero and I were related for real..." ::trails off and shivers:: "Don't wanna think about it."
Jesscheaux: "Hey, where IS Kade anyway? This is the episode where Yami's a guest, shouldn't she
be here?"
Rose: ::laughs:: "I saw her outside a few minutes ago. She's waiting for him to get here."
All: ::nod:: "Ohhhh..."
Kurama: "Well, shall we get on with it then?"
Jesscheaux: "Sure, let's get this show on the road!"
Suki: ::still on Kurama's lap:: "Alright, what we've got--"
Kurama's Fangirl # 1: "BOOOOOOOOO!! GET OFF MY KURAMA! HE'S MINE!"
Kurama's Fangirl # 2: "GET OFFA HIM! YOU DON'T DESERVE HIM, I DO!"
Suki: ::flips them off and continues to sit on Kurama::
Kurama: ::looks uncomfortable and doesn't want to get caught up in World War III:: "Now ladies,
please..." ::nervous laugh::
Kurama's Fangirl # 54: ::glares at KF # 2:: "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, PRINCESS? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HOT HUNK OF KITSUNE BELONGS TO ME!"
Kurama's Fangirl # 32: "IN YOUR DREAMS!"
Kurama's Fangirl # 86: "WHY YOU--" ::stands up and slaps KF # 32::
Kurama: "Oh dear...this is beginning to get a bit out of control..."
Strange New Voice: "Alright, BREAK IT UP!" ::a flashlight is shone on the rabid fighting fangirls::
Rabid Fighting Fangirls: ::stop fighting momentarily:: O.O
::A girl of about 5'1" with brown eyes and brown hair in two pigtails jumps onto the stage in front of the audience. She is dressed in a dark blue skirt, a white shirt with "The Hiei & Kurama Show" written on it, and a dark blue jacket with "Security Guard" written in yellow on one sleeve. A security badge is pinned on the jacket::
Oni: ::sigh of relief:: "Good thing you're here, Sam. They were getting kinda crazy..." ::whips out another bottle of Sake::
Yusuke: O.O "Do you have a never-ending supply of those or what?"
Oni: ::shrug:: "Maybe..." ;)
Rabid Fighting Fangirls: ::lose interest and begin fighting again::
Kurama's Fangirl # 29: ::punches KF # 1:: "STAY AWAY FROM MY KURAMA-KUN!"
Kurama's Fangirl # 45: ::kicks KF # 29:: "He is NOT YOURS! Kura-chan is MINE!!"
Sam: "I SAID BREAK IT UP!" ::gives all the fangirls the "crazy eyes" [AN: If you've ever seen the movie "The New Guy" then you know what I'm talkin' about]
Rabid Fighting Fangirls: ::gasp and lean back in their chairs::
Yusuke: ::whispers to Kuwabara:: "She's a strange one isn't she? What was Kade THINKING?"
Hiei: "Hn. As if that baka writer actually thinks at all."
Jesscheaux: "Well at least we have a security gaurd."
Kuwabara: "Yeah, that's true. Why didn't anyone ever think of that before?"
Juu-Kun: ::scowling:: "Because you're all bakas."
Everyone except Juu-Kun: "HEY!" ::lunge for him with their fists held high::
***IN THE PARKING LOT IN FRONT OF THE STUDIO***
Kade: ::sitting on the curb, waiting for Yami to arrive, passing the time playing with the
magnet-lipped voodoo dolls of her and Yami that Oni gave her for Christmas:: ::holds up the Yami doll and does her best Yami voice:: "Kade, there is something that I must tell you..." ::holds up the Kade doll:: "Yes, Yami? I'm listening, what is it?" ::holds up the Yami doll:: "You see, I seem to have fallen madly in love with you." ::holds up the Kade doll:: "REALLY? Oh Yami, I love you too!"
Big Black Limo: ::pulls up to the curb just as Kade was about to make the two dolls kiss each
other::
Kade: ::scowls at the limo:: "How dare you interrupt!" ::suddenly realizes it's Yami's limo:: O.O "...YAMI'S HERE!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" ::jumps up and runs over to the limo just as the
door is opening:: "He's here, he's here, he's here!" ::dances around in circles:: ^__________^
::The back door opens, and Yami steps out of the limo, wearing that cool black outfit he had on during the first Battle City episodes and his usual belts and chains::
Kade: ::tries to contain her fangirl instincts, but fails rather miserably:: "YAMI! YOU'RE HERE!" ::runs to him and super-mega-ULTRA glomps him while crying anime tears of happiness:: "I'm so glad to see you! How was your trip?" ::lets go so he can answer::
Yami: O.O ::somewhat surprised by her reaction to seeing him:: "It was fine. Am I late?"
Kade: "No way, you're right on time!" ::grins:: "I just decided to wait outside for you..." ::blushes::
Yami: "Thank you." ::notices the dolls in Kade's hands:: "What are those?"
Kade: "Oh, these? Heh...um, Oni gave them to me for Christmas! Wasn't that really nice of her?
They're pretty cool, huh?" ::decides not to tell him about the voodoo part::
Yami: ::nods:: "The likeness is uncanny." ::examines the Yami doll:: "This one even has my
Millennium Puzzle."
Kade: ^____^ "I know! Hey, ready to go inside now and meet the others?"
Yami: "Of course." ::politely extends him arm::
Kade: ::latches on:: "Heh...okay, let's go!"
***BACK TO THE SHOW***
Everyone: ::arguing loudly over Juu-Kun's comment::
Kuwabara: ::is punched accidentally by one of Yusuke's flailing arms:: ::gets mad:: "URAMESHI!"
::kicks him in the stomach::
Yusuke: >.<# "KuwaBARA!!" ::dives onto him and they fall onto the floor hitting each other::
Juu-Kun: ::eating popcorn:: "Hn. This is better than HBO. I hope one of them dies..."
Audience: ::chants:: "SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!"
Sam: "Alright people, BREAK IT UP!" ::runs over and somehow pulls Yusuke off of Kuwabara::
Oni: ::looks up from holding a pack of matches over Kurama's head::
Jesscheaux: ::currently holding Hiei in a headlock:: ::drops him::
Rose: ::takes a picture::
::CLICK!::
Suki: ::lets go of KF # 2, whom she'd been beating the crap out of::
Kurama: "Things have gotten way beyond control already, and the show has barely begun! Don't
make me go Youko on your asses!" ::eyes flash amber::
Everyone:: "EEP!..." ::sit back down in their chairs::
Kurama: ::goes back to his normal self:: "That is much better. Now I certainly hope that Kade has found Yami..."
Kade's Voice: "Did I hear my name? HA, I knew you guys just couldn't do the show without me!"
Yusuke: ::mumbling:: "Duh, you're the writer!"
Kade: ::walks onto stage wearing a huge grin:: "Guess what, you guys, he's here! Yami's here!"
Yusuke: -__- "Hooray. We've only been listening to you yammer on and on about him ever since the
last show."
Kade: "Aww, what's the matter? Jealous cuz YOU aren't the center of attention?"
Yusuke: ::indignant look:: "Nooooooo!"
Kade: ::walks over and pats his head:: "It's okay Urameshi. Remember when you were a guest?"
Yusuke: "It was on the first episode. I remember."
Rose: "So you should feel even more special, because you were the guest for the first-ever episode of The Hiei & Kurama Show!" ::hugs her brother::
Yusuke: "Okay okay, sheesh! You don't need to feel sorry for me! Are you going to introduce that
Yugi guy or what?"
Kade: ::grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him a little. "His. Name. Is. YAMI!"
Yusuke: O.O ::backs away slowly:: "I'm so sorry..."
::CLICK!::
Yusuke: ::glares at Rose:: "Enough blackmail already!"
Kade: ::clears her throat:: "Okay everyone, time to bring out the Really-Super-Mega-Ultra Special Guest! He's the King of Games and probably was the main source of heat in ancient Egypt--" ::wink:: "--YAMI YUGI!"
Audience: ::cheers as Yami walks out onto the stage::
Yami: ::bows slightly:: "Hello."
Yusuke: "Hey, he looks different than he did when I dueled against him."
Jesscheaux: "Yusuke, man, you dueled against Yugi, not Yami."
Yusuke: ::nods, as if he understands completely:: "Ohhhhh, so they're brothers, right?"
Jesscheaux: ::facevault::
Kuwabara: ::shakes his head:: "Man, people tell me I'M stupid..."
Kurama: "Well, Yami, please have a seat and make yourself comfortable."
Yami: ::sits down in one of the empty chairs:: "Thank you."
Kade: ::plops down into the chair beside Yami::
Suki: "So let's start with the questions!" ::sits back down on Kurama's lap before he can object::
Kurama: ::looks around, sees no more empty chairs, and can't complain:: "Alright. I see there are some audience members who have questions. Why don't you go first?" ::points to a girl wearing a light blue shirt::
Girl Wearing Light Blue Shirt: ::stands up:: "I have a question for Yami. Like, what was it like back in ancient Egypt?"
Yami: "...I don't remember. My memory was erased when my soul was sealed inside the Millennium
Puzzle, so I really don't know."
Suki: ::points to another audience member wearing an orange shirt:: "You next. What's your
question?"
Girl Wearing Orange Shirt: ::stands up:: "Um...I was wondering, Yami, can I have your Millennium
Puzzle?" ::makes a puppy-dog face::
Yami: O.O "My puzzle? No, you can't have it."
Oni: ::points to a familiar looking brown-haired bimbo sitting in the audience:: "Hey, you--what are you doing here?"
Brown-Haired Bimbo: ::stands up:: "I have a question to ask, since Yami is one of my good friends and after all, friends are ALWAYS there for each other. Friendship is very important, you know. If you have friends who believe in you, there's nothing you can't do! I believe in Yugi with all my heart, and I know it helps him succeed in all his duels. Friendship is one of the most important influences--"
Kade & Oni: >.<# "SHUT UP AND ASK THE QUESTION!"
Brown-Haired Bimbo [AN: take a guess, people]: ::cringes:: "Okay, jeez. Anyway, I was
wondering...if maybe you would want to go to the Season One Party with me, Yami. Please?"
Kade: #>_<## (really REALLY mad)
Yami: "Well Tea, as you may or may not already know, I'm attending this party with Kade. I must
decline your offer."
Kade: ::falls to the floor in relief:: ^__^ ::stands up and glares daggers at Tea:: -_-# ::wants to kill her, but doesn't want Yami to see her do it:: "You just wait 'til after the show, Tea Gardner!"
Yami: ::looks surprised:: "Is there a problem, Kade?"
Kade: ::tries to look as innocent as possible:: "N-no, of course not! Eheheh...heh..." ::sits back in her chair, whistling and twiddling her thumbs::
Everyone: ::sweatdrop::
Yusuke: "Weirdo."
Rose: ::hits him with a juggling ball::
Yusuke: @__@ "...I take it back...uhhh..." ::slumps to the ground::
Suki: "Well, if there's no more questions from the audience, why don't we just get to the fan mail?"
Kurama: ^_^ "Good idea, Suki. Would you mind going to get the mail cart?"
Suki: -__- ::reluctantly slides off Kurama's lap, much to the satisfaction of the fangirls, and goes to get the mail cart muttering that there should be somebody working in the mail room who could do it instead::
Yusuke: ::gets up:: "So...Yami, how about that re-match?"
Yami: "Re-match? I don't believe I've ever dueled against you before."
Yusuke: "What are you talking about? Sure you did, and you kicked my butt too. You're probably
just too scared to face me again!" ::snickers::
Yami ::sweatdrop:: "I can assure you, I am not afraid."
Kade: ::pokes Jesscheaux while staring at Yami:: "Doesn't he have the most amazing voice?"
::drools:: "And he's...SO...HOT!"
Jesscheaux: ::grins in amusement and hands her a napkin:: "I think you're going to need this."
Kade: ::dabs her chin absentmindedly, still staring at the Pharaoh::
Jesscheaux: ::laughs:: "Dude, you totally missed it. It's on the left side..."
Kade: ::snaps out of her daze and manages to wipe the drool away:: "Oh...whoops." ::blushes in
embarrassment::
Suki: ::comes back out with the mail cart:: "Okay, here it is. I'm guessing we're gonna have Yami read the first letter, right?"
Kurama: ::nods:: "That is correct. Would you do us that honor, Yami?"
Yami: ::nods:: "Of course." ::stands up, walks over to the mail cart, and chooses a letter from the pile::
Kade: ::watching his every move:: "Man, he's so awesome!"
Yusuke: ::crosses his arms:: "Hmph! He's really not THAT great. He's just a really old dude with
spikey hair who knows how to play cards, big deal."
Kade: >.<# ::her head grows to ten times its normal size and fangs appear in her mouth as she yells at Yusuke:: "IT IS TOO A BIG DEAL, OKAY? AND DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT HIM THAT WAY YUSUKE URAMESHI! YOU ARE CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN', PAL! ONE MORE SMART REMARK LIKE THAT AND I'LL LOCK YOU INTO THAT CLOSET AGAIN AND STICK A FEW TELETUBBIES AND BARNEY IN THERE WITH YOU!"
Yusuke: ::leaned as far back in his chair as possible:: O_O "Meep...I'll be good..."
All: O.O ::shudders at the mention of the horrid Teletubbies and...*gulp*...Barney::
Kade: ::returns to normal and smiles at Yami as if nothing had happened:: "Okay, go ahead."
Yami: "Alright then. This letter is from Watakushiwaginnokitsuneaisuru--"
Kuwabara: ::impressed:: "Whoa, he got that name right on the first try!"
Kade: ::nods:: "He got mad skillz, Kuwabara."
Yami: ::continues:: "This person writes 'Kurama: Would you be willing to send me some of your
shampoo recipes? I'll send you some of mine. And...um...would you be willing to go out with me? I promise that I won't act like a rabid fangirl. Thanks either way for both! Hiei: There are baka ningens terrorizing me and insulting you and your friends! (Yes, they are your friends, even if you won't admit it.) Will you help me get rid of them? I'll pay you with Sweet Snow! A friend of mine wrote a story in which she put duct tape with anti-demon spells on it over your jagan. What would you do if someone did that to you? And what would you do if someone told your sister that you were her brother? By the way, I found a picture of you laughing and smiling! Kuwabara: Sorry about the 'present', but it was really was fun watching the armadillos pelt you! Pet your cats for me! Yusuke: One of my friends is compeletely obsessed with you. She's a little scary... Kayko: Can you teach me how to slap like you do? Yukina: Your brother is watching over you.'" ::slightly out of breath:: "That was a lot of questions..."
Kurama: ::answering his questions:: ^_^ "I would be more than happy to send you a few of my
shampoo recipes, and look forward to receiving some of yours as well. As for a date with you, of
course I would be willing. It should be a nice change not to date somebody rabid..."
Suki: "Hello Kurama, I'm RIGHT HERE ya know!"
Kurama: ::sweatdrop:: "Er...I, well..."
Suki: ::clings to him:: "It's okay, I know you really love me the most...right?" ::glares out of the corner of her eye::
Kurama: ^^U ::nervous laugh::
Oni: "Okay...Hiei, your turn to answer a question."
Hiei: "Hn. Bakas insulting us? I would gladly help you destroy them all. Nobody insults Hiei
Jaganshi!"
Kade: "That's right Hiei, you tell 'em!" ::thinks about how hot Hiei is, then mentally slaps herself and thinks about how hot Yami is::
Hiei: "If anyone ever did that to my Jagan, I would kill them, plain and simple. I don't need my
Jagan to do serious damage to somebody. And if anyone ever told my sister that I was her brother, I would torture them to death. It's none of their concern. If and when I want to tell her, I will."
Jesscheaux: "Whoa, he's being pretty social today! I wonder why?"
Kuwabara: "Shorty's probably all hyped up on ice cream."
Hiei: >_<# "IT'S SWEET SNOW!"
Kuwabara: "Jeez, bite my head off will ya?"
Hiei: "Hn. Ask and you shall recieve. I could make that happen..."
Jesscheaux: "Oh no you don't! You'd better keep your hands off him unless you want to find out
what a 15 carat diamond colliding with your face feels like!"
Kuwabara: ::impressed:: "Go Jessi..."
Kade: "Hey, you know what, I've seen that picture of Hiei laughing before...it was with Youko
Kurama...and it was SO kawaii! Hiei, you should laugh more often!"
Hiei: "Hn, I don't know what you're talking about."
Kurama: "I do, because I remember it also...though I do not recall what was so funny."
Kuwabara: ::replying to the letter:: "I guess I accept your apology, even though it was pretty scary for me...but sure, I'll pet my cats for you!" ^__^
Jesscheaux: "Aww, that's so nice of you to accept the apology Kuwabara!"
Kuwabara: ::grins and hugs her:: "Thanks sweetie!"
Yusuke: O.O "I have a rabid fangirl?" ::pauses:: "That's...SO COOL!" ::laughs weirdly before
finally calming down::
All: ::give Yusuke strange looks::
Kayko: ::stands up from the audience:: "Sure, I guess I could teach you to slap like me."
Yukina: ::also stands up from the audience:: "It's nice to know that my brother is watching over
me...I just wish I knew who he was."
Yusuke: ::has accepted the fact that people he knows are going to randomly appear in the audience every time they get a question:: "Okay, great. I'll read the next letter." ::picks one from the large pile and reads it:: "This is from anime-poker-chik, and the letter is 'I have something to tell Vegeta! You may be the second most powerful guy in the universe, but I'm the second most powerful wizard in magicland! So ha! I could kick you butt anytime! And something to ask Yami Yugi: WHY are you SUCH an idealist?? It's freakin' annoying! To Hiei: I like, have these plans of world domination, and I need a little help, but everyone I ask just tells me I need to be put in the insane asylum!! Will you please help me? I'll buy you a new sword and all the sweet snow you want! I really need you man! To Kuwabara...well...all in all you just make me sick, but I'll admit, you CAN be pretty funny sometimes!'" ::gets a hurt look:: "What, no question for me?" ::pouts::
Hiei: "Hn. Why is that fool of a saiyan always getting questions when he shouldn't even be here?"
Vegeta: ::stands up in the audience, mad as hell with the veins popping out on his forehead::
"WHAT WAS THAT, YOU LITTLE PIP-SQUEAK?! I SHOULD FINAL FLASH YOU TO HFIL FOR THAT IDIOTIC COMMENT! MESSING WITH A SUPER SAIYAN--THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS--WOULD BE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU EVER MAKE, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A DEMON! As for that question, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGICLAND AND NOBODY CAN BEAT THE GREAT PRINCE VEGETA!"
Yusuke: ::cough:: "Except Goku..." ::cough::
Vegeta: ::becomes ten times angrier:: "WHAT?!! YOU FOOLISH NINGEN!! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY!!" ::sends a barrage of blue ki blasts at Yusuke::
Yusuke: O.O "AHHHHHH!" ::jumps out of the chair and runs for his life as Vegeta begins to chase
him down::
Juu-Kun: "A little death and destruction was just what this show needed..."
Bulma: ::appears in the audience somehow and screams:: "VEGETA!!!"
Vegeta: ::freezes in mid-chase and cringes at the sound of his wife's voice:: "NOT NOW, WOMAN!
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?!"
Bulma: ::marches down the aisle and grabs Vegeta by the ear again:: "YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF
EXPLAINING TO DO, VEGETA! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU TO PICK UP YOUR SON AFTER SCHOOL AND NOW I FIND YOU HERE OF ALL PLACES! OF ALL THE NERVE!!" ::turns around and begins pulling a protesting Vegeta up the aisle and towards the exit:: "Poor Trunks had been waiting for an hour by the time I went to get him, it's a good thing I thought to go check on him!"
Vegeta: "The brat is a saiyan, he's fully capable of taking care of himself!"
Bulma: "THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" ::drags Vegeta out of the building while continuing to chew him out::
All: O.O
::A short silence passes before the cast gets back to answering questions::
Kurama: "Yami, I believe it was your turn to answer a question."
Yami: "Why am I such an idealist? Well, I see nothing wrong with striving for perfection."
Yusuke: ::scoffs:: "You Aztec people are so weird!"
Yami: ::sweatdrop:: "I'm Egyptian..."
Rose: "Gee Yusuke, you seem to be extra-stupid today."
Yusuke: "Shut up, I am not!"
Rose: ::sticks out her tongue at him::
Hiei: ::answering his question:: "Hn, you probably do need to be put into an insane asylum...but I'll help you out for the Sweet Snow and a new sword...you'd just better make sure you pay up when the time comes."
Kuwabara: ::sighs:: "Yeah, I'm used to hearing stuff like that now...but I'm glad you think I'm funny sometimes."
Rose: "Yay. I'll read the next letter!" ::takes another one from the pile:: "This one is from
Tessajalynn Cilory, and she writes 'Hiei: In case you don't read your damn answer on the web site...I am an elf not a god damn ningen like the baka. Yusuke: *sighs* I pity you so much...but I still luv ya! Kuwabara: Will you just die already? Kade: Will you pwease give Yusuke my bio? I don't wanna see him making puppy dog faces. Kurama: I have no idea what movie she wants to see...and did you know...that I think you are incredibly lucky as she tells me...winter is a fox's mating season...and I don't think it is going to be happening when you go on you date with her... Oni: I believe ya, really I do. Rose: pictures are blackmail material...hehehehe. *jumps up and down* Yay I have a date! Sano: Even if you aren't there...I hope you are...nothing expensive will go into this...I don't have much money...just hamburger and fries...let me know when! Love ya all (except the baka) Oh and Jessi: Congrats on your ring...not on the baka your marrying...but on the ring...'"
Hiei: "Hn, baka elf. Of course I read your answer, it's my job." ::doesn't look very happy about it:: "I guess being an elf is better than being a ningen. Anything is better than being a ningen." ::scowls::
Kuwabara: "Jeez, it's not THAT bad Hiei..."
Hiei: "Hn."
Yusuke: "Why does everyone feel bad for me? Anyway, thanks!"
Kuwabara: ::shakes his head:: "Sorry, I can't just die because somebody wants me to. Especially
before I get married..."
Kade: ::thinks:: "Hmm, should I give Yusuke the bio?"
Yusuke: ::tugs on her sleeve:: "C'mon Kade, just give it to me already!"
Kade: ::smirks:: "Fine. You can have it as soon as the show is over."
Yusuke: "Aw come ON, can't you just hand it over now?"
Kade: "No...besides, it's somewhere in my backpack and I can't go looking for it right now."
Yusuke: -_- "What a lame excuse."
Kurama: "I am certain we can just choose a movie when we arrive at the theater, if she cannot
decide before then, it matters not." ^_^
Oni: ::in response to the letter:: "You really do? Good." ::peace sign::
Rose: ::pats her new digital camera:: "Yup, it's definitely blackmail material..." ::cackles evilly::
Yusuke: O.O ::shakes his head:: "Where did you get the money for that anyway?"
Rose: ::looks at him and smirks:: "Your room." XP
Yusuke: "WHAT!?" >_<# "You're gonna pay for that!"
Rose: ::laughs:: "It looks to me like you already did!"
Yusuke: -__-
Sano: ::stands up from the audience:: "That's okay, missy, a freebie is a freebie after all. Long as I don't have to pay." ::sweatdrop:: "My tab's big enough already..." ::sits back down::
Jesscheaux: ::looks at her engagement ring:: "Uh...thanks, I think. But Kuwabara is NOT a baka!
He's really a good guy, such a sweetie, and I love him. If people would just give him a chance..."
Kade: ::nods:: "Exactly. No offense Kuwabara, but I used to hate you too...then you kinda grew on me. You're pretty cool, and I don't mind saying so. You know, I almost cried the last time I watched that episode where you went to Yusuke's funeral...it was just so sad!"
Kuwabara: ::rubs the back of his neck, a little embarrassed:: "Heh...yeah, that wasn't exactly my best day..."
Yusuke: "Yeah, Kuwabara, you were crying like a baby!" ::laughs::
Rose: ::absentmindedly chucks a juggling ball at her brother's head:: "Shaddup."
Yusuke: @__@ ::stares at Kuwabara:: "Hey...I didn't know you had a twin, Kuwabara..." ::passes
out::
Kurama: "I have not read a letter in quite a while...anyone mind if I take the next one?"
All: ::shake their heads::
Kurama: ^_^ "Alright then." ::selects another letter from the pile:: "This one is from Kittengrl39, and she has a question for Yami: 'How did you survive all those years in the Millennium Puzzle without going out of your mind with boredom?'"
Yami: "Well, it really wasn't easy..."
Kade: "Oh man, I would've driven myself insane...no TV...no Playstation2...no music...no
internet...no--" ::gulp:: "--anime..." ::shudders:: "That's pure torture. It's worse than death, I tell you!"
Yusuke: ::suddenly gets up off the floor and leaves::
Jesscheaux: ::watches him go:: "Where's he off to?"
Rose: ::shrugs:: "Who knows? Let's read the next letter!"
Kuwabara: "I'll do it." ::picks out a new letter and opens it up:: "This is from Sailor Dark, who writes 'I have questions! Yusuke: Do you know that you are dumb, perverted, and so uncool?
*throws a rock at Yusuke* Kuwabara: No wonder you are so unpopular because you need a facial
because you have wrinkles for a teenager. I bet that ring you got for Jessi is made of plastic or you stole kid's money to get it I'm gonna terrorize your wedding too. *throws a mallet at Kuwabara* Kurama: I love you! Why did Suki have to take you? I'm your #1 fan not her! I shall get you no matter what! Hiei: I took your secret stock of sweet snow, it was good. Will you go out with my best friend? Vegeta: Technically you could beat Hiei easily because you have your Super Saiyan form. Do you know that you and Hiei look alike enough to be twins because you are both short (Hiei is shorter though) and your hair sticks up the same way!'"
Everyone: ::looks around for Yusuke::
Rose: "He's still not back yet...but trust me, he knows he's a stupid perverted fool of a jerk because I tell him that every day!"
Yusuke's Voice: ::from backstage:: "OUCH! Hey, how did I get hit with this rock?"
Kuwabara: ::feels his face:: "Wrinkles? I have wrinkles? How can I have wrinkles? This is terrible! ...And hey, gimme a little credit okay? I would never take money from little kids, it's against my honor code. You can bet that ring is pure diamond!"
Jesscheaux: "Oh yeah, it sure is!"
Kuwabara: ::is hit with the mallet:: "Darnit!" ::rubs the bump on his head::
Jesscheaux: ::shakes her left fist:: "QUIT BEING CRUEL TO MY KUWA-KUN! He doesn't
deserve it! Be mean to somebody who does, like Hiei!"
Hiei: "Hn!" ::crosses his arms::
Kurama: "Eh...well, thank you...I suppose. You will 'get me' no matter what?" ::nervous laugh:: "I do not quite understand the meaning of this..." ::understands the meaning of it perfectly well, and is a terrible liar::
Hiei: ::gets mad:: "So it was YOU who took my sugary goodness away? Hn, I should kill you for
that! I expect you'll replace every gallon you took, and I MIGHT consider a--" ::twitch::
"--'date'...with your friend."
Kade: ::raises eyebrow:: "Really, Hiei? Wow, you're pretty social today aren't you?"
Hiei: "Hn, don't read too much into it. I'm just doing it to earn money for Sweet Snow."
Jesscheaux: ::sweatdrop:: "But...we don't get paid, Hiei."
Hiei: O.O "We don't? THEN WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE!!?"
Suki: ::rolls her eyes:: "Apparently having a cow..." ::hands him a bowl of Sweet Snow she got out of nowhere:: "Here, go crazy."
Hiei: =D ::grabs the bowl and sticks his whole face into it::
All: O.OU
Vegeta: ::stands up from in the audience:: "Of course I could beat that foolish demon, I could do it with both hands tied behind my back! That puny pip-squeak would never stand a chance against the great Prince Vegeta! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA--"
Bulma: ::stands up beside him:: "VEGETA! What are you doing here after I dragged you home and
specifically told you to wash the car?"
Vegeta: "WOMAN! I finished washing the car already! Now QUIT STALKING ME!!"
Bulma: >_<# "THAT'S IT VEGETA, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO, YOU ARE GOING TO MARCH YOUR REAR END STRAIGHT HOME THIS INSTANT AND FIND YOURSELF A JOB BECAUSE I AM SICK AND TIRED OF DOING ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE! I COOK, I CLEAN, I DO ALL THE LAUNDRY, I
RUN ALL THE ERRANDS, I RAISE OUR SON AND I PAY ALL THE BILLS! WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU TRAIN AND EAT!"
Vegeta: ::covering his ears:: "WILL YOU SHUT UP WOMAN, YOU'RE GIVING ME A MIGRAINE!"
Bulma: ::once again she grabs Vegeta by the ear and pulls him out of the studio, lecturing him the entire way out::
Rose: "Um..."
Suki: "That was interesting."
Kurama: "Hiei, would you like to read the next letter?"
Hiei: "Hn, no."
Kurama: "Go ahead, Hiei."
Hiei: "I said no, kitsune."
Kurama: "Why not?"
Hiei: "..."
Kurama: "Hiei..."
Hiei: "No...besides, Juu-Kun wants to do it."
Juu-Kun: ::scowls:: "No I don't!"
Hiei: ::glares:: "Yes you do."
Juu-Kun: "I really don't."
Hiei: "You told me you did."
Juu-Kun: "I don't ever remember saying anything like that."
Hiei: "I do."
Juu-Kun: "You're just trying to get out of doing it."
Hiei: "Damn straight, now tell Kurama how much you're looking forward to reading a fan letter."
Juu-Kun: "No, because I'm not."
Hiei: -__- ::doesn't want to read::
Juu-Kun: -__- ::doesn't want to read either::
Kurama: "Somebody has to do it..."
Hiei & Juu-Kun: "Not me."
Rose: ::sighs:: "I will." ::picks out another letter:: "This is from inu.-sess.fan, who writes 'Hey, to Hiei: If it isn't too much to ask can you train me to fight? I want to rule the world with you. At first glance I look harmless cause I'm half-fox but I'm also half-lightning-tiger I really could come in handy. My eyes are a sky blue and I have extendable claws. My ears are human-like but pointy. My tail is silver with black stripes. I wear nothing but black or green or red (blood color) I have plenty of weapons 4 your friend so how about it? Kurama: I'm a fan of yours but not a big one. Yusuke: I think you're sweet. Kuwabara: I think you're sweet too, so how's the kitten? And I'm not a fan of yours but I felt sorry that no one compliments you so I did. Hope you feel better. Thanks ja-ne. P.S. Hiei: I have a backyard of Sweet Snow waiting when or if you come over.'"
Hiei: "Hn. Fine, I'll train you. But prepare yourself, because I won't go easy on you."
Juu-Kun: "And make sure you bring the weapons."
Hiei: "Yes, and I'll be looking for the Sweet Snow when I arrive."
Kurama: ::in reply to the letter:: "...Oh, well thank you."
Rose: "You think Yusuke is sweet? ...Most people seem to think the exact opposite..."
Yusuke: ::from backstage:: "I HEARD THAT!"
Jesscheaux: "Hey, what are you doing back there?"
Yusuke: "...NOTHING!"
Rose: "He's so weird..."
Kuwabara: "You really think I'm sweet? Thank you! And my kittens are both doing great! They get
along so good, and Little Jessi is adjusting to her new home really well. Eikichi is so happy to have a playmate when I'm gone!" ^__^
Jesscheaux: "Yeah, they're really cute together!"
Kade: ::sigh:: "I love kittens! They're just so kawaii and tiny! I had a kitten...but then he grew into a cat...but he still acts like a kitten. His name is Lucky!"
Suki: ::teasing:: "Oh, how original."
Kade: "No, but there's a reason his name is Lucky, it's cuz he's lucky to be alive. He was born in a barn, and he got stuck in that manure-mobile, you know the conveyer belt thing that cows "plop" in and it carries it outside (you city kids probably don't know what that is) anyway, he got stuck in there and he would've got dumped outside and buried in all the manure but he was rescued just in time. So the lady who saved him named him Lucky."
Kuwabara: "That's a great story! It's a good thing he was saved..."
Kade: "Yeah! But all you guys watching this right now are probably bored, huh?"
Audience: ::asleep::
Kade: "Thought so. Now where is Urameshi anyway?"
***BACKSTAGE***
Yusuke: ::searching through Kade's backpack for Tessajalyn's biography that Kade refused to give
him until the end of the show because she's so mean:: "Where is it? WHERE?!" ::finds the voodoo
dolls of Kade and Yami:: "What are these, anyway?" ::discovers that the dolls have magnetized lips, and an evil smirk forms on his face...::
***BACK ON STAGE***
Jesscheaux: ::reading the last fan letter:: "This is from A.S. 'To Kurama: Thank you so much for
helping me with my garden. It looks great! Well, I have a question. What kind of fox are you?
::Sweatdrops:: A red fox, an arctic fox, a swift fox? Which? Oh yes, can I buy some tickets to Hiei's and your show? I really wanna come watch it! To Hiei: ::Eyes get all watery:: Kuwabara hurt me! He punched me on the head, Hiei-chan! All I did was call him Kuwabaka by accident, than he called me a shorty and hit me on the head! He was MEAN to me, bro'! He was MEAN! I got a bump on my head now! Well, Hiei-chan, I was wondering if you could train me... You're so awesome at
battling and stuff! I want to be good at battling too! Maybe you could teach me how to do the
Dragon of the Darkness Flame? Your sis would appreciate it! Well...I got you a Christmas gift but it's kinda late... Sorry... I sent a hundred cartons of sweet snow to the Hiei and Kurama Show set! ^^ Hope you like it! To Kuwabara: That was MEAN! And I am not short! I'm almost as tall as you! ::Sticks out tongue at Kuwabara:: To Kade: This. Is. One. Of. My. Fave. Stories. On. Fanfiction.Net. This is such a good story! You're a really good author! Please Write at least three seasons cuz the Hiei and Kurama Show ROCKS!'"
Kurama: "You are quite welcome, I rather enjoyed gardening with you. I am a fox spirit, if that
answers your question. If it does not, then I do not really know. And of course, I can get you a ticket absolutely free."
Hiei: ::glares at Kuwabara:: "You did WHAT?"
Kuwabara: ::holds up his hands:: "I swear I didn't do it, Shorty--" ::covers his mouth:: "--I mean Hiei...but I really didn't do that."
Jesscheaux: "He couldn't have! He was with me the whole time!"
Kuwabara: "Yeah, and besides, I don't hit girls!"
Hiei: "Hn. I don't believe you. After the show, we'll see about your punishment." ::replies to the question:: "I will train you, A.S. Hn, I haven't checked my mail yet so maybe the Sweet Snow has arrived by now..." ::drools slightly::
Kuwabara: ::pouts:: "I swear it wasn't me! If it was then I'm so sorry, but how could I have done that? I don't even remember it."
Kade: ::grins:: "Hey, thanks a lot A.S.! I really appreciate the compliment...(Heh, I love it when people ask me stuff!) And yeah, I'm planning on writing at least three seasons so you can definitely count on that." ::suddenly, without warning she flies out of her chair, being pulled by an unseen force towards an unsuspecting Pharaoh::
Yami: "What the...?" ::suddenly flies out of his seat as well and hurtles towards Kade at an
incredible speed:: O.O
Kade: O.O "AHHHHH!"
Kade & Yami: ::as they crash into each other, their heads are pushed together by the unseen force and their lips meet::
All: O.O
Kade: ::falls onto the floor after about thirty seconds:: @_____@
Yami: ::also falls onto the floor, but stands up quickly:: "What in the world was that?"
Kade: ::has a dazed, far-away look in her eyes:: "...Dunno, but it was sooooooo coooooooool..."
::laughs::
Jesscheaux, Rose, Suki & Oni: ::laugh::
Kade: ::finally manages to stand up:: "I have an idea who might be behind that..." ::walks backstage, stumbling a little:: "Oh YOOOOOO--SKAAAYYYYY"
Yusuke's Voice: "What, I didn't do anything! I swear!"
Kade's Voice: "I didn't say you did...hey, that's my backpack!"
::WHAM!::
Yusuke's Voice: "That hurt!"
Kade's Voice: "Quit goin' through my stuff! Are you sure you didn't do anything? Fine, here's
Tessajalynn's bio. Now stay outta my stuff!"
Yusuke: ::walks back on stage victoriously:: "I GOT THE BIO, YEAH!"
Kade: ::walks back on stage after Yusuke:: "There, now I don't wanna hear any more whining from
you, Urameshi!"
Oni: "Hey guys, I think we're almost outta--"
Buzzer: "BZZZZZZ!" ::signals the end of the show::
Oni: "--time. Yes! I called that!" ^_^
Suki: "Oh yeah." ::high fives Oni::
Rose: ::looks at camera:: "Well I hope all you fans out there enjoyed another action-packed episode of The Hiei & Kurama Show!"
Yusuke: ::pops up behind her and waves::
Rose: ::pushes him out of the way:: "Tune in next time for another exciting episode, peoples!" ^__^ ::does a series of cartwheels and back flips off the stage as the camera shuts off and everyone waves goodbye::
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Yami: ::watches replay:: "I still don't understand, what made us fly out of our chairs like
that?"::confused::
Kade: ::goes up to Yusuke and hugs him:: "Thanks Urameshi, I know what you did and it was really
cool."
Yusuke: ::confused:: "You're not mad?"
Kade: "Heck no!" ^_____^ "I GOT TO KISS YAMI!" ::grins and touches the gold necklace she's
wearing:: "Now all I gotta do is figure out who sent me this..."
Yami: ::turns around from the camera, smirking:: "You still haven't figured out that it was me?"
Kade: O.O "It was you? For real? For really real? OhmifreakinGod...how...why would you do
that?"
Yami: ::gets all mysterious:: "You'll see in time..."
Yusuke: ::shakes his head:: "Like I said before, you Romans are really weird."
Yami: -_- "Yusuke, I'm Egyptian."
Kade: ::slaps her forehead:: "Neter-nefer...tew hem wexa!"
Yusuke: O.O "Say what?"
Kade: ::smirks at him and winks at Yami::
Yami: "She just called you an ignorant fool, Yusuke." ::turns to Kade:: "I had no idea you spoke
Egyptian."
Kade: ::shrugs:: "I know a little, enough to make a couple sentences. Hey, wanna go for a ride on my new pony?"
Yami: ::watches as she walks off and comes back holding a pretty pony by the reins:: "Alright."
Kade: ^__^ "Cool!" ::gets on the pony after Yami, and holds on tight ;):: "This'll be fun!"
Yusuke: "No fair, I want a pony too!" ::pouts::
Suki: ::rolls her eyes:: "You're such a baby, Yusuke."
Rose: ::nods:: "Yeah, he is."
Kade & Yami: ::ride off on Kade's new pony, a present from Shekahla (who sold all of Malik's
jewelry to get the money for it):: "Bye everyone!"
Kuwabara: ::holding a mirror and checking his face for wrinkles:: "I don't look that old, do I?"
Jesscheaux: ::takes the mirror away:: "Of course not, and stop looking at yourself like that. You're starting to remind me of Kurama." ::laughs::
Kurama: ::smiles, knowing she's kidding:: "I do resent that, you know."
Kuwabara: ::sighs and goes off to the store to buy some moisturizer for his face::
Jesscheaux: "Hey!" ::follows him:: "Kuwabara, sweetie, you do NOT have wrinkles!"
Oni: ::turns to Kurama:: "Hey bro, since our guest of honor just left on a pony does that mean I can announce the next guest for the show?"
Kurama: "I suppose so, go right ahead Oni."
Oni: ^__^ "Awesome! Okay people, listen up! The next guest for The Hiei & Kurama Show will be
Goku from Dragonball Z, so make sure you all tune in next time to catch that exciting episode!
Until next time, this is Oni saying 'bye!' and Kurama wears a locket that has a little bit of shampoo inside it around his neck in case of an emergency!"
Kurama: ::blushes:: "Oni!"
::camera fades out just as Kurama begins to chase his sister::