"Well, if you want to flee your Mom's, you can come and rescue me from my plight and drop in at the Burrow," he said with a little grin.
He started laughing at Asher's muttered comment and had a difficult time getting his amusement under control. "Mate, the terrible twosome had a hand in giving me some of that stuff, if that gives you an idea. I don't have to paint you a picture."
He gave an extra squeeze before letting Asher go and resuming the massage. "Sometimes you should behave like a toddler and be selfish and want the world to revolve around you. Altruism can only go so far before you want to rip someone's face off." He snorted. "I can imagine you want to do that. I can help you there and Ginny casts a mean Bat-Bogey hex. I think she dated him at school, so there would be motivation to help you with that."