So, once upon a time, there was Some Guy who didn't think Em's birthday was a good idea.
And all of the BLers got very offended.
They tried ignoring Some Guy.
But he was hella annoying and kept coming up with ways to spoil the fun.
So the BLers tried putting up awesome party decorations.
And Some Guy remained just as curmudgeonly as ever.
He tried playing the victim.
And he tried having "reasonable" approaches to playing the victim.
But, really, he was just a freaking lame face who was morally opposed to fun.
So the BLers excommunicated him from everything ever.
But that really didn't change anything because he was still lame.
But, through cunning, ingenuity, togetherness, and loff...
...the BLers managed to defeat Some Guy.
And he was thoroughly...
And, lo, in the chat room, there were many...
DA END.
Embear, it's been said time and time again, but I really have to rehash: you are amazing. You're one of the most fun, creative, and dedicated individuals it's ever been my pleasure to play with and get to know. You are at the top of my list of awesome mods, as well as my list of awesome people, and you are, as it were, made of win and amazing. The only thing that rivals you in terms of being made of win and amazing is BL, and, well... it comes FROM you, so the win and amazing are understandable.
Or, in summation: HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF US TO YOU WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY SO WE COULD PARTY TOO OI!