Dear Ellie, A friend of mine has a Terribly intrusive mother. I often find myself wishing to sit her mother down and have a Rather firm talk with the Other woman but know quite well my words would be brushed off. She continues to try to press her daughter into situations and relations that my friend is quite uncomfortable with and while my friend has firmly pushed back, speaking in Lavish words and working towards building a bridge of understanding, it seems that shall never really be enough for her dealing with her endlessly Laborious mother. I have debated trying to step in, but fear it my end in significant repercussions in one way or another if my words weren't completely ignored altogether. Is there any hope? Sincerely Mother Fighter
Dear Mother Fighter, That is One rather tricky problem. I Hear that dealing with overly obsessive mothers requires A talent that not many Seem to possess. My advice to you would be to craft a Pretend personality with your friend and do your best to Engage her mother with that personal. Barring that, booking her mother for a Long vacation to the wilds of Ordalia would suffice as well. Regards, Ellie
Dear Ellie, How do I get my upstairs neighbor to be quieter during sex? I know he doesn't mean to be rude and I'm happy for him because frankly, it's about time, so how can I go about this politely and nicely? - Sleepless in the Tower
Dear Sleepless in the Tower, A particularly lovely gift of a Silence scroll and some gags might get the point across. Best of luck, Ellie
Dear Ellie, I've been starting to get some strange urges lately and I'm not sure they're really ok? I mean, the holy book doesn't speak against against them, and I guess it's not taught in church, but... I can't help but struggle with the idea that maybe my attraction to members of the same sex is just a little odd? I mean, I don't really know anyone else who has that problem? All of the members of my family like the opposite sex, so... Shouldn't I? Thanks Ellie, Quite Confused
Dear Quite Confused, Attraction is a rather tricky beast, but I can quite assure you that you are not the only one who suffers from same-sex attraction. It is a quite normal feeling, albeit not a predominant one in society. There are a variety of resources available to help you in coming to terms with your sexuality. The church and holy book remain largely silent regarding it because who you love is irrelevant to being a good and decent person who lives as Faram intended. As for your family, it is not uncommon to not share every aspect with them. In fact, it is quite normal and helpful to have a variety of differences. It gives perspective. Regards, Ellie
Dear Ellie, A couple of days ago, I was advertising my wares in the Bazaar as usual, when suddenly out of the blue a kid around fourteen came and stole my hat! I ran after him, but he disappeared into an alley, and suddenly he reappeared behind me! I started to chase him again, and again he vanished and reappeared behind me! Then suddenly there were two of him! And they spoke in unison and returned my hat! Am I seeing double? I don't even drink! Dear Ellie, am I going crazy? Eagerly awaiting your reply, -Might Start Drinking
Dear Might Start Drinking, I do not think you are going crazy, but it has been quite warm. Are you drinking plenty of water while hawking your wares? If you desire to drink, there are plenty of bars and taverns that can help you, though I do believe that taking up such a habit might make your problem worse. Concerned, Ellie