Her eyebrows rose almost to her hairline. "Call me that again and I'll call you Melvin forever," she cautioned. "And I'll make sure Audrey does, too." She thought it made a pretty effective thread; it was a truly awful name. Even Arielle was better, slightly.
She ignored his feigned pain - she wasn't that strong - and instead focused in on his genuinely stupid bravado. "You must be having the queen of all off days. If you go out there again, I'm not rescuing you a second time," she cautioned. "You'd be better off just buying me that lemonade out of pocket and then going to Audrey and telling her she should be training you harder."