Before I slip under your sheets, can you give me somethin' please? Who: Aspel Cassul & Jareth Monaco What: "Ax sharpening" Where: The Armory When: Last night (10/21) Rating: PG-13 Status: Complete!
Why the fuck he had to go and buy Aspel condoms of all things was beyond him, but he had been offering to do shit for her. He just didn’t expect the first time she’d take him up on it would be this. Still, he couldn’t deny the tiny glow of happiness he’d felt at the summons - it had been some time since he’d actually had a chance to see her.
Now, the important question was where the fuck did someone go to buy condoms? It had been years since he’d even thought about doing so, and he was pretty sure that had only been because Aspel had run out.
Actually, now that he thought about it, maybe he shouldn’t be surprised that she was sending him on a condom run.
But that did remind him where he could buy them. A quick look at his comm device told him he was already late. Fortunately, there was an apothecary not far from Aspel’s forge. He stopped in, bought condoms (“What size?” “How the fuck should I know? Not for me.”) in a variety of sizes, and practically ran the short distance to The Armory.
He didn’t bother knocking and went in, expecting a lecture on his tardiness and to hand over the condoms and the ax. He would probably have to come back the next day to retrieve it; if she needed the condoms now, she was probably had company coming over. Although why the fuck she needed condoms with Ari was beyond him.