"Trained by alley cats, I hear," Ari shot back with a roll of her eyes. But then, that was probably exactly why Wil had chosen her for the errand. He, much like Ari herself, preferred things to be entertaining.
"Yes," she said, snatching it back, "I'll show you, if you don't manage to break it first. Here, look." She spent he next half hour going over the specifics of reading, filtering, replying, and posting, stressing particularly the need to filter, for Faram's sake. "It's funny when it happens to someone else, like that unfortunately stupid noble. It's probably less funny when it happens to you, though I do not speak from personal experience." She kept enough secrets that she made it a point not to access the network whilst drunk.
"We'll need to get you one of these, and the next time you're bored..." She grinned. "Your boredom will be miraculously cured. You're welcome."