Ari laughed at the incredulity in his tone. "Nearly everyone writes on this," she confirmed. "Drake, too. Generally, that's how you know he's injured, or about to go do something stupid and get injured. Sometimes, he even gives other people an opportunity to volunteer to join him on one of his... escapades." She shook her head. "Not that I enjoy getting injured, so I don't generally raise my hand. There are a number of people who you should know, actually; if you like, we can even go back a couple of weeks and I can show you Altair's incredibly amusing reaction to that floozy you sent over to his house." She still rather wished she had been there.
She started on her own food as Wil continued to play with the device. "The very best part," she said after a moment, "is that some people so desperately need teasing, and now I needn't leave this very comfortable couch to do it. There now, don't you wish you had one?"