Who: Buffy and Sam. What: He invited her over for a private tour of his vegetable garden. If you know what I mean...and I hope you do, because I don't. Where: Sam's place. When: The day after this. Rating: We'll see. Status: Incomplete.
Buffy liked Sam. He was a nice guy. A nice, human guy at that. And how often did that happen in her life? Almost never was the answer, by the way. And, on top of his ability to come up with very classy vegetable-based innuendo, he was a badass mo'fo. And she couldn't even think that without laughing like an idiot. Yeah, Sam was a pretty okay guy. Of course, he'd also invited her over for a private tour of his vegetable garden, which she still wasn't sure was innuendo or not. She hoped it wasn't. As charming as he was, and as much as he had a way with produce, she barely knew the guy and she wasn't rushing into anything like that, even if she was dead.
She walked up to the beach house, opening the gate and stepping in to the garden area. "Sam?" she called, checking to see if he was even there. "I'm looking for a badass mo'fo with an awesome garden. Seen one around?" Yeah, she was laughing again.