What?//The Marauders
Title: Zucchini Fandom: Harry Potter Characters: Sirius Black/OC, the Marauders Prompt: 077; What? Word Count: 227 Rating: PG-13 for implied sexual... stuff Summary: Sirius's evening does not go as planned.
A/N: Okay, this one needs some explaining... about a year and a half ago, I signed up for one of these challenges. I never finished it, but one of the words was "Zucchini." I found the beginnings of this earlier today and I HAD to include it. Just because it's so... random. And I enjoy random.
“Can we do this with the lights off?”
Sirius Black pulled back from undressing Alicia, his current love interest, with a curious look on his face. “Why?” She shifted uncomfortably and ran a hand through her long blonde hair.
“Well…”
“Is this one of those stupid girl things where you don’t want me to see you naked because you’re ashamed of your body or something? Because that’s fucking ridiculous.”
“No. I’m not ashamed of my body.” She pursed her lips and avoided his piercing gaze.
“Well, then what is it?”
“It’s just…” she trailed off and fidgeted.
“Yes?”
“It’s just that,” she paused and looked at him uncertainly, “I don’t want to look at it, you know?”
“What do you mean by ‘it’?”
“You know… your… zucchini.”
He stared at her in shocked silence. “My… My what?”
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“Zucchini? Zucchini?!” James tried to hold in his laughter for the look on Sirius’s face, but it forced itself out in unflattering snorts until he finally gave up and let the full force of it out. Peter started giggling as well (though he hadn’t been paying attention; he was just laughing because James was) and even Remus, who normally didn’t approve of Sirius’s escapades, had an amused look on his face.
Sirius frowned at his best friend. “Yeah, yeah, shut up,” he muttered and moodily stabbed at his breakfast.