"Oh, I never show and tell. Just tell, promise to save your virgin eyes, mate," Oliver said with a wink.
"Indeed there is, but as I believe Penny to be the most lovely creature to come out of Hogwarts, she has them all beat," he said, a mushy grin and blush quickly spreading. "No disrespect to your fuck buddy, pardon my french," Oliver laughed. "I certainly wouldn't give up something good, though it sure is nice having someone you can talk to and hold and...well, it's positively mad how happy that woman makes me. Would make you sick. I write sodding sonnets to her, you know?" he said, shaking his head. He took a long drink of whiskey, and tipsy as he was, ordered another from Tom.
"I feel like a new man, if one with half a family. I....sorry...it's been a weird month, I don't know why I brought that up."