Who: Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger What: Ron gets a "threatening" owl Where: Their flat When: Wednesday night Rating: Depends on Hermione's language, this time.
Ron knew better than to accept strange owls, but that didn't stop him from taking the package he received anyway. Reading the note, then opening the box, he picked it up and then watched the groom in the wedding topper fall over dead.
Really?! Was this supposed to be scary?
He started laughing. This was bloody brilliant. "Hey Hermione, you need to see this," he said, walking back into the living room. He handed her the note then set the topper down, before touching it to make the groom fall over again. As soon as he removed his hand, the groom popped back up.
He repeated the process several more times, completely amused.