Eaten by Weasels (eatenbyweasels) wrote in ebw_buffyslash, @ 2008-03-22 16:41:00 |
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Entry tags: | 12, humour, poetry, xander/andrew |
Andrew's Christmas Wish. Xander/Andrew. 12
.....because what felisblanco wants, she gets.
Sonnet:
Andrew's Christmas Wish
On Christmas Morning, Andrew woke to see
That Santa Claus was sitting on his bed.
“Ho, ho!” said Santa, “Sit upon my knee!”
And being polite, our boy complied, and said:
“ I’ve tried to be a good boy all year long;
I haven’t murdered, lied or stole, I swear,
Except for pocketing that wet-look thong
I found while sniffing Xander’s underwear.”
“I wondered where that went - I mean ‘good boy!’“
Boomed Santa, raising eyebrows strangely black.
“I’m sure you’d find a wonderful new toy
If you would only feel around my sack.”
Needless to say, his Christmas wish fulfilled,
Young Andy had more than his stocking filled!