Eaten by Weasels (eatenbyweasels) wrote in ebw_buffyslash, @ 2008-03-22 16:25:00 |
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Entry tags: | 15, clem/snyder, humour, poetry, yuck! |
Sweet, Wrinkled Clem. Clem/Snyder. 15
This is violethamster's fault.
Sweet Wrinkled Clem (after Lochinvar)
Oh, sweet, wrinkled Clem fairly bolted awake,
From dreaming his darling was ate by a snake,
"I'm coming to save you and have some ahem!
My small, shiny Snyder!" cried sweet, wrinkled Clem.
He ran to the school where the python arose
And, brave as a mongoose, jumped in through its nose
Which due to slight illness, was bunged up with phlegm
Which was a mite slippy for sweet, wrinkled Clem.
He slithered his way down the giant trachea,
Oh, hero in wrinkles! Undaunted by fear!
His true love he sighted; with joy he did trem-
ble, heart full of wonder, as sweet, wrinkled Clem
Saw Snyder's head glint in the pythonly gut
Each time the snake's jaws they did open and shut
"To snakely digestion, do not me condemn,
My darling." called Snyder to sweet, wrinkled Clem.
The lovers embraced and, ignoring the snot,
Clem let Snyder suck him with gratitude, not
Clued into the fact Xander Harris laid Sem-
tex under the snake holding sweet, wrinkled Clem.
And thus died our hero, just as he unloaded
Into Snyder's mouth as the serpent exploded.
T'was nothing left, even to send to the crem,
of Principal Snyder and sweet, wrinkled Clem.
But if your belief is attuned to suspension,
There's "Night Rider" on in some demon dimension,
Where Snyder sits snug on the sloppy-skinned stem
Of beautiful, dutiful, sweet, wrinkled Clem.
Apologies to felisblanco. What can I say? I'm a home-wrecker...