Eaten by Weasels (eatenbyweasels) wrote in ebw_buffyslash, @ 2008-03-22 15:56:00 |
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Entry tags: | 15, het, humour, poetry, wesley/drusilla, william/drusilla. wesley/andrew |
The Heterosexual Poem. Wesley/Dru, William/Dru, Wesley/Andrew
Written to help launch thepoetryslam on LJ.
The Heterosexual Poem
Said Wesley to Drusilla, "I'm fed up with taking willy."
I'd like to stick my todger in your ladyparts so chilly."
Said Dru, "It's written in the stars; you'll 'ave me in the parlour.
But manners first; you'll 'ave to start by giving one to Darla."
"Oi! Percy!", quoth young William, "You'll not make me a cuckold!
I'll not stand by and see you take Drusilla in a fuck-hold!"
"Well, since you're hanging there in chains, I can't see you've a choice."
Sneered Wesley, somewhat cockily, until he heard a voice:
"Um, Wes? I'm in your handcuffs and I'm topped with chocolate mousse.
I'm dressed up as Madonna and my costume's coming loose!"
"Excuse me, Dru. " said Wesley as he fell for Andrew's charm.
"I really must be going; this was just a false alarm!"