Eaten by Weasels (eatenbyweasels) wrote in ebw_buffyslash, @ 2008-03-22 15:38:00 |
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Entry tags: | 12, 500 words and under, angel/wesley/spike, humour |
Shrankfurter. Angel/Wesley/Spike. 12
Shrankfurter
Oi, Percy! Where's Angel?
He's here, on my desk.
Stop pratting about. Where is he?
As I said. On my desk. I miniaturised him.
Let's see... God! He's like six inches tall. And looking more than a bit pissed off.... Why are you putting him in a hot dog roll?
I wanted him to perceive humans from the other end of the food chain, for once. Ketchup?
Er, sure. Here. Hey! He squeaked when you squirted him! That's so bloody cute!
Adorable, isn't it? Let's see what he does when I...
*lick*
Squeeak!
Hahaha! G'is a go!
Be my guest.
*lick, slurp*
Squeeeeak!
Spike? Leaving so soon?
No, mate. Just off to get the mustard...