Eaten by Weasels (eatenbyweasels) wrote in ebw_buffyslash, @ 2008-03-22 18:32:00 |
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Entry tags: | 12, 500 words and under, ethan, humour, kink, mayor wilkins, mr trick, quentin travers |
Mr Trick's New Underpants. Trick, Ethan, Mayor Wilkins, Quentin Travers. 12
200 words for slashthedrabble’s “Comfort” challenge. Rated 12, a bit silly; Ethan’s latest sartorial convert.
Mr Trick’s New Underpants
Now, here’s the thing; when a brother walks the walk, no way can he do that if he ain’t feelin’ free as a bird.
I ain’t for wearin’ nuthin’ underneath, see? But this guy, Wilkins, he gets to preachin’ about modesty and pro-pri-et-y in the workplace. Pro-pri-et-y my ass! Now, don’t get me wrong; Mr invincible!evil guy got class, but when he hands me these... man, I wouldn’t be seen alive in them! Last I saw threads like that, was on the backside of Quentin Travers – and that ain’t a story you’ll have outta me, not for all the newborns in Sunnydale.
That’s when the weird English magic dude takes me aside. “My dear fellow.” he says and I ain’t no-one’s “dear fellow”, bitch, and I’d a’gone clean for his throat, ‘cept for this mystical-crap shield he throws up. “My dear fellow” he says a-gain and hell, my fangs are just itchin’, but he pulls something out of his pocket and says. “Might I recommend you try these? I find them most agreeable to wear.”
Huh?
Mmmmmmm.... soft. light, and the right kinda weird against my sweet be-hind. Dude, I ain’t wearing anythin’ underneath ‘cept lay-dee’s silk panties ever again!”