Ali's Sonnet to Andrew - and Andrew's Reply. 15
You see, Ali (vampirefever) is really rather a shy little soul, especially when it comes to those delicate matters of the heart. No surprise, then, that she kept this romantic little secret hidden. I found this lovely sonnet on her desk, and I’m sure she’ll be ever so relieved to have this out in the open at last…..
Ali’s Sonnet to Andrew
For all I count the ways of your departure In comic scribblings, Andrew, ‘tis a ruse To hide the pitter-patter of my heart. Sure That, if confessed, my love you would refuse. Your brain reborn for aliens to capture; Your terrible demise by dental drill; Expiring, at your console, moist with rapture; One hundred and one ways to perish. Still, I wait here, Andrew, hoping that your jaws’ll Just say the word and to your arms I’ll rush. (Don‘t hang about; I’m almost menopausal.) But, from my heart, not from a heated flush I swear, by all that’s dampening my slacks I love you, more than Kate loves Robin Sachs.
Aw! Bless her!
EDIT: He wrote back!! Told you Andrew was a sweetie!
Andrew’s Sonnet to Ali
Um... hi! You’re Ali, right? You know Kate read Your sonnet out to me? It’s quite a shock, But kinda nice, although I’d thought instead My stalker had an eye patch and a cock. Shot, huh? By Wesley getting in a strop. What’s this? Mowed down by fangirls, rendered flat! Makes my fixations seem a bit de trop You maybe should see someone about that. Still, desp’rate as I am (the scripts decide), For love’s attention, good or kinda icky, Let’s make room for my greying smalls inside Your knicker-drawer. But what’s this ? Long and sticky... Hey, neat new dildo, Ali - does it bend? I kinda thought... one of us on each end...?