I'm looking to throw this guy your way so let's see if we can figure out some lines.
This is Ash, 32, born in Canada (don't ask), raised in Boston. He was one of those teenagers that absolutely test every single boundary because it's fun and how he managed to graduate is a mystery even to him. He joined the Marines a year after graduation and was discharged with a mangled shoulder and a nice case of PTSD. Since then he has obtained his own radio show on Sirius (yet another miracle) that is on weekday mornings and spends his afternoons training people at a gym. He's sarcastic, loves to go out and drink, gets into trouble every other day and could use friends, past, present and future flings and anything else you need filled.