[Observing this, tempted to point it out but he's guessing this is the capstone of a shitty night for her.
Oh hey, evening, Officers. Yeah, these assholes just came outta that alley and started waving that gun around - that one, right there. I was coming back from self-defense class, y'know they tell you to carry some of those zip-strips on you these days but geez, never thought I'd really use 'em. No, credit where credit's due, we both roughed 'em up a little - well, yeah, of course it was dangerous, but compared to getting shot? Yep. Uh-huh, yessir, point taken.
They do have to question the lady, but only to confirm this version of events. They sound bored- just another Blüdhaven night.]