[Oooohhhhh we are into the level of pain now where it just hurts too much to make any noise. You'll just have to watch his face contorting to amuse yourself now, honey.]
Yeaaaaaaah well...hngnhI gotta st-story...for you. Once up-p-pon a...time...there's a h-handsome prince. And he's tchnmgcaught...by a b-bloodthirsty dragon. Wanna nghknow how it ends?...