"I know, you like, said so," Kitten answered, soothing the little nerdling's ruffled feathers as she pushed a brand-name bag into her twiggy little hands. "But here's a replacement, it's just like exactly the same top it was before, and I am totally not gonna forgive you if you, like, turn it in for a refund or something, okay?" It really was the same shirt- she had an eye for a basic cut, and it wasn't like black was out.
"Now just, like, take it and get going, okay?" Calm, soothing, like petting a chittering bug. "I'm sure you're like, totally busy, and gosh, it's not like I can't afford it." A little giggle for effect. "I bet with your busy schedule, I'll like, totally see you around!"