Sorry, i'm not used to locking things *looks sheepish* I got the picture off Google images. I love it!
I hear you about the OCs, i've got one in another fic, she doesn't actually have a romantic relationship with anyone but she's kinda pivotal to the story and i still catch crap about her. *sigh* less stress to stay away from them all together me thinks, i dunno i'll have to work on the Vetinari/Drumnot where were those fics that you read?