The Flying Dutchman

I'm sorry! I was there and they were...and I should have left but I couldn't and I just kept staring!

...I'm sorry, I really, really am, I didn't mean to watch them having sex! Please don't hate me forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

Please.

LET ME OUT OF THIS BED RIGHT NOW! Tying your patients down is illegal !

I swear to god if you ever do anything like that again, I will hurt you.

Sometimes toys just don't cut it.

One day in June I stayed all night
And made love to you like the Fourth of July
And all those memories make it so hard to forget about me
I bet you wish you had me back
Another chance to get it just like that
The best you ever had
And do you close your eyes with her
And pretend I'm doing you again
Like only I can
I bet you wish you had me back
Every night
Every time
You see me when you close your eyes
I bet you wish you had me back
Another chance to get it just like that

Did it work? DID IT WORK?

Getting cockblocked by an unknown force is not cool.