The Flying Dutchman

I really don't have time for this bullshit. I have to make sure Elena is okay. So send me the fuck back, now.

I got bored, all rooms are now State Rooms, enjoy them. Also, you might have switched rooms, I wasn't exactly paying attention when I did it...

God fucking dammit!

Damon?! We moved again! There had better be blood in this fucking place or I'm going to just start tearing into the first person I see...I can't keep doing this, I'm hungry and the last place had no blood supply and I just want to fucking get married and live my life without being yanked between all god dammed creation!

Where are we anyway? You are here...aren't you?! Is ANYONE here?

I lost my cute little roommate. And now I have some boy... I sleep during the day so you can have the bed all to yourself at night. Or just take the floor. Sharing a bed with your human filth is not preferable.

Where can I find more bourbon?

...WHY THE HELL AM I ON A SHIP?! WHERE THE HELL IS BRUCE?! I'm going to throw up...

Did I really just wake up in a king size bed?