Mike & Abra
What the hell was streaming or binge-watching? And how did it all fit into the damn phone? He managed not to actually take the phone out of his pocket and start poking at it, but it was close.
But then he was properly distracted by the talk of monsters. Lobsters and local vampires... "uh, No. I mean, I guessed there were lobsters since this place is by the sea, and I spoke to a lady called Bryn on the typing bit of the phone, and she told me she's a vampire and that there are other vampires in Pickman but they don't attack people, so I guess they're the Mistake vampires? Other than that, no."