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Tweak says, "Wait...what's going on?!"

Eddie Kaspbrak (germhater) wrote in dunwichgame,
@ 2024-02-27 11:42:00

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stephen king: eddie kaspbrak, stephen king: richie tozier, ◌ inactive: pamela dawes

tw: sexual reference
[Pam]
Did that other me ever sing at karaoke?

[Richie]
Did you see that message from Jaskier?
Do you want to hang out some time before Friday and listen to music, maybe tell me what songs are good for karaoke?
Do people make booty-calls in a text? Is that a fucking thing? How do you know if you got a booty-call? No, this isn't a booty call!

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	Pam/Eddie ilbastone 2024-02-27 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, he scrupulously saved his vocal talents for a paying audience. Yeah, duh. You can't get him to shut up. Are you asking so you can avoid being a carbon copy or...? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie germhater 2024-02-27 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	I know you're joking but I could see that! He probably drank herbal tea when you weren't looking too. Yeah, me either, usually. I'm ~~thinking of~~ going to that club opening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie ilbastone 2024-02-27 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	And meditated. Well, you are the same person, so. Checks out. Yeah? Good for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie germhater 2024-02-27 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	~~I'm not the~~ Are you going to go? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie ilbastone 2024-02-27 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	Wasn't planning on it. Why? Need an extra heckler? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie germhater 2024-02-27 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	You don't miss performing in front of a crowd? Fuck that. I'm gonna wait until everyone's been drinking before I start, so they won't know if I'm making an ass of myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie ilbastone 2024-02-27 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Never liked the crowds, to be honest. Wow. So brave. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie germhater 2024-02-27 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	That must be why I didn't see you signing up to audition for Munson's band. It's a shame. I don't think anyone signed up with drums. I am a bad ass! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie ilbastone 2024-02-27 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Why would I? I already have a band. You are definitely the worst. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie germhater 2024-02-27 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Because music is good for you. It fortifies and enhances the pathways in the brain. Plus, you don't want to be rusty when you get back with your band. I'm the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie ilbastone 2024-02-28 05:46 am UTC (link)
	~~When, huh~~ You're such a nerd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pam/Eddie germhater 2024-02-28 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	That means I'm smart. It's a quality ~~you~~ everyone wants in a mom friend. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Eddie trashmouthloser 2024-02-28 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	I did. Poor fucker, I feel bad about it. Yeah, let's hang, man. What's on Friday? Karaoke? ... Eds. C'mon. Deets. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Eddie/Richie germhater 2024-02-28 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Me too. I think all of his friends from home are gone now. It's that club opening with karaoke and dancing. Bryn texted me a few nights ago. She started talking about how her leg hurt, how she wished I was at pickman with my first aid skills, etc. It kinda felt like she wanted me to come over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eddie/Richie trashmouthloser 2024-02-28 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	Well, all of his ...from home friends, anyway. Which, yeah. That fucking blows. I'd get sloppy about it, too. Aah, got it. We'll find you the perfect singalong, bestie. Eddie, I dont feel like I NEED to say this, but if you sleep with that woman, I am 100% disowning you based on your lack of self respect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eddie/Richie germhater 2024-02-28 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, it sucks. Thanks. I didn't fuck her! I didn't even go over there! I told her to get help from a neighbour to get to a doctor if it was bad or try to just sleep through it. That was the right thing to do, right? If it was serious, a pickman neighbour's a lot closer than me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eddie/Richie trashmouthloser 2024-02-28 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Friendly reminder you're never allowed to leave, asshole. Okay I know you DIDN'T, but I'm warning you NOT TO in the future. Do not be swayed by the nonsense bullshit. She doesn't need your help. You don't live to be like 1k years old and not know how to take care of yourself, man. So yeah, that was the right thing to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eddie/Richie germhater 2024-02-28 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not gonna while the rest of you are here. I'll tell that fog to go fuck itself and its mom. Right? Right. That's why I was thinking maybe it was a come-over-call. I haven't heard anything from her since and I started thinking that maybe I misunderstood and some blood clot in her leg spread to her lungs, but I told her to call a doctor if it was bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Eddie/Richie trashmouthloser 2024-02-28 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Heh, Fog Mom. It might have been. She better watch out, I'm ready to tell her what's what, man. She's a fuckin' vampire dude, shes not gonna get a blood clot in her leg. That's dumb as fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eddie/Richie germhater 2024-02-28 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know how vampire biology works! It wasn't in any of the medical books back home. And you know, thanks. I think I just need to talk it out so I won't put myself into a guilt-worry spiral. Especially before the club night because I am ~~being brave~~ trying new shit and I want to enjoy it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Eddie/Richie trashmouthloser 2024-02-28 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty sure a being that is TECHNICALLY DEAD AND FEEDS ON BLOOD isnt going to have cardiovascular problems, dumbass. You going to the club alone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eddie/Richie germhater 2024-02-28 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	She bleeds when she's hurt, something pumps the blood out. Maybe, unless you wanna go together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Eddie/Richie trashmouthloser 2024-02-28 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Stop trying to make sense of dracula, man. Thought you'd never ask. (Reply to this) (Parent)