Now that the eating holiday and subsequent napping phase is over for the time being, I'd like to make note that I have reworked the scheduling for Pickman. I've swapped around days on and off for fairness, as well as the hours worked per week.
If anyone is still looking for a job, I have some openings. I'm also happy to take On Call Volunteers -- which will now have a slightly higher wage per hour, seeing as showing up to anything on your day off is an absolute inconvenience and I am fully aware of it.