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Khan Noonien Singh ([info]best_of_tyrants) wrote in [info]dunwichgame,
Khan chuckled at that. "I was born in 1970," he replied. "And after a series of unfortunate events which we'll get to later, I took to space in 1996. Because we didn't have faster-than-light travel at that time, cryogenic suspension was the standard method for surviving long space journeys without dying of old age well before you reached your destination. I was in cryosleep for 263 years before we were found adrift in space and revived. That was in 2258, and interstellar space travel was far more advanced by then. Then after another series of unfortunate events which we'll get to later, I was put back in cryosleep because a functional utopia doesn't have above-board means of punishment for mass murder because they have no concept for it. I don't know how long I was there, but I woke up in the state park here still in my cryotube -- which, by the way, is just about the size and shape of a coffin -- and when I managed to get out I started walking toward civilization and ended up crossing paths with Jim Kirk, and the rest, as they say, is history. So in clock-time I'm 289, but experientially I'm 27."


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