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elektra natchios (electric_nachos) wrote in dunwichgame,
@ 2025-02-15 06:37:00

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!netpost, dc (comics): john constantine, marvel (tv/film): elektra natchios, marvel (tv/film): jubilation lee, stephen king: eddie kaspbrak, stephen king: richie tozier, ∙ plot: february 2025

~~Oh, no! Anyway...~~ I don't know about anyone else, but I had a fantastic Valentine's Day. And so I've decided I'm not ready to let it end.

So we're having a party on the beach, courtesy of Loki's fancy little portal! With a bonfire, thanks to our clever witches and/or boy scouts. DJing by yours truly. Catering by the totally not sus empty resort. Or, if you're too much of a coward for that, BYOB.

XX

[Matthew]

For the record, I am very disappointed that you didn't ask my help for your own dead body problem.

But on the bright side, do you want your suitcase back?

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	trashmouthloser 2025-02-15 06:04 am UTC (link)
	...Right this second? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	electric_nachos 2025-02-15 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Obviously. Whyever would we not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trashmouthloser 2025-02-15 06:19 am UTC (link)
	It feels like a faux pas. ....But it's also Valentine's Day, and a beach party. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	electric_nachos 2025-02-15 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Wearing white to a wedding is a faux pas. This is a harmless, completely coincidental beach party. Valentine's Day Plus. What would be wrong about that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trashmouthloser 2025-02-15 11:37 am UTC (link)
	Not if you're the one getting married! ...Usually. Alright. You've convinced me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	electric_nachos 2025-02-15 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	I knew you wouldn't let me down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trashmouthloser 2025-02-15 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	It's true, I'm a friend to all party goers/havers and mothers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	electric_nachos 2025-02-16 04:46 am UTC (link)
	And fathers, too, I hope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trashmouthloser 2025-02-16 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	That's a given. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private hellsdevil 2025-02-15 06:11 am UTC (link)
	You'll be my first call the next time I have a dead body problem, I promise. I think maybe I'm willing to part ways with the suitcase. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private electric_nachos 2025-02-15 06:12 am UTC (link)
	You'd better keep your word. Sure? It's a nice suitcase. And it is empty. I checked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private hellsdevil 2025-02-15 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Cross my heart. I don't think I'd get much use out of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private electric_nachos 2025-02-15 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Fine. No creepy memento for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private hellsdevil 2025-02-15 06:21 am UTC (link)
	They say memories make the best souvenirs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private electric_nachos 2025-02-15 06:22 am UTC (link)
	But not the best wedding presents. That reminds me, I need to get you and Clint something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private hellsdevil 2025-02-15 06:26 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, you acting as our officiant and wedding planner was a pretty good gift. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private electric_nachos 2025-02-15 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Matthew. We both know that was my gift to myself. No, I need to get you something special. Like a suitcase! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private hellsdevil 2025-02-15 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	What about some new dishware? I hear newlyweds love that sort of stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private electric_nachos 2025-02-16 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Have you been throwing the old ones at the wall when you argue? Darling, you would be so dramatic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private hellsdevil 2025-02-16 05:02 am UTC (link)
	What's the point of being married if you're not going to be a little dramatic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private electric_nachos 2025-02-16 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Honestly, that is the first good reason to get married I've heard in a long time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private hellsdevil 2025-02-16 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Not the love part? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private electric_nachos 2025-02-16 05:22 am UTC (link)
	You don't need to be in love to get married. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private hellsdevil 2025-02-16 05:32 am UTC (link)
	I suppose not. But it helps. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	havingablast 2025-02-15 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Woo!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	electric_nachos 2025-02-16 04:44 am UTC (link)
	That's the spirit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havingablast 2025-02-16 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	I've been WAITING for one of these. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	germhater 2025-02-15 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a bad ass, not a coward. I'll bring booze from the resort cellar down to the beach and fruit from the kitchen for people to snack on. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	electric_nachos 2025-02-16 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. I'll give you a hand with the cellar. All those dark, shadowy corners... never know when someone might drag you into one and do unmentionable things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	germhater 2025-02-18 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad you'll be there to keep me safe. I have a feeling the best booze is near those corners. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_constantine_ 2025-02-15 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Could use a tropical getaway, sure. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	electric_nachos 2025-02-16 04:47 am UTC (link)
	With or without the trench coat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_constantine_ 2025-02-16 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	With. Obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent)