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Tweak says, "HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE"

Abra Rafaella Stone (asincadabra) wrote in dunwichgame,
@ 2024-07-02 15:36:00

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stephen king: abra stone, the witcher: jaskier, ∙ plot: 018 honesty is the best policy, ◌ inactive: eddie munson 2, ◌ inactive: emma frost, ◌ inactive: gwen stacy, ◌ inactive: will byers

If I made the protesters cluck like chickens that wouldn't be fighting or scaring them, right? Just a little mind trick. Or made them sing the national anthem? The fourth is coming up soon. Or made them sing a Weird Al-style parody of we didn't start the fire, like Abra didn't start the fire? It'd be funnier than listening to their protest chants.

Relax and unclench your asses. I'm kidding.

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	canweplaydnd 2024-07-02 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's really funny. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asincadabra 2024-07-02 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Right? I could make them dance too. It'd be great entertainment for us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canweplaydnd 2024-07-02 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	You'd probably get in trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asincadabra 2024-07-02 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, too many people without a sense of humour and all that right/wrong stuff. It's fun to think about though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canweplaydnd 2024-07-02 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Really funny to think about. They could all do line dancing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	spiderondrums 2024-07-02 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Non-consent is the sort of thing that people joke about where you're from? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asincadabra 2024-07-02 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	I couldn't even talk about shine openly where I'm from, much less joke about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiderondrums 2024-07-02 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Seems like maybe that was for the best if this is how talking about it openly is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw: child murder, true knot asincadabra 2024-07-02 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing about innocent children being tortured and killed for their shine is for the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiderondrums 2024-07-02 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	That may be true, I'm not sure why that means you making a joke about mind controlling people against their will here is supposed to be funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	satanicpanic 2024-07-03 01:44 am UTC (link)
	I kinda want to see that! They are so annoying! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asincadabra 2024-07-03 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	They really are! Maybe we should all play some good music or watch some good movies really loudly and drown them out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	satanicpanic 2024-07-04 03:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm down for some good music. Metallica or something (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asincadabra 2024-07-06 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Have you heard Metallica's version of In My Life yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	satanicpanic 2024-07-06 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	I have not had the chance to catch up on their music yet. I will have to make time for that soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	humble_bard 2024-07-03 08:48 am UTC (link)
	How about a Weird Al-style national anthem? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asincadabra 2024-07-03 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. That might come off as unpatriotic for the fourth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	humble_bard 2024-07-04 08:21 am UTC (link)
	I guess you do have a point. We don't have days of patriotism where I'm from, except maybe on Kings' or Queens' birthdays. I thought your idea was brilliant, it wouldn't hurt anyone, and it's far better than the slander they're spewing at us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asincadabra 2024-07-06 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Was it the same kind of thing? Parades, bbq, fireworks, air shows, concerts etc? The repeated questions get on my nerves too. I didn't start it, I don't know who did or if it was even done on purpose, they're not going to get different answers. I guess it'll be the mist portal for us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

humble_bard
2024-07-07 04:00 am UTC (link)

It depends on the monarch. There would definitely be a feast, like a BBQ, concerts, sometimes put on by yours truly, sometimes parades if the King or Queen wanted one, "fireworks" if they had a court witch or sorcerer. But we didn't have flying machines so no air shows, unless a dragon flew over head, and that was never a good thing.

I try to have fun with them. I lean in and whisper all conspiratorially and either say 'You mean you didn't do it?' or 'I thought Father Andrew did it'.

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	girlsbestfriend 2024-07-04 05:59 am UTC (link)
	All that power and you're thinking so small. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asincadabra 2024-07-06 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	I think people would be upset if I made them all go away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. girlsbestfriend 2024-07-06 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	They would. Which is why you never reveal your intentions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. asincadabra 2024-07-06 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Are you thinking of making them leave? Making them forget about the fire, or about the church altogether? Father Andrew would be a problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. girlsbestfriend 2024-07-06 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	I can't get into Father Andrew. I've tried. Or the mayor for that matter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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