so i was looking at promposal ideas so i could be super cheesy and adorable, but instead i got distracted by how certifiably bad some of these things are. i mean, i get that they're teenagers and i was sort of a dumbass when i was a teenager so i really can't talk or judge at all. (okay, i was a super dumbass. i don't think you can claim to be anything else when you were kicked out of five boarding schools between the ages of 12-16.) and honestly, i wasn't super judging until i found this one:
so, okay. despite the fact that person is probably still finding glitter on their person to this day, i'm not sure that we read the same book. i mean, that's up there with romeo to my juliet or heathcliff to my catherine or christ, even tom to my daisy. c'mon, folks. maybe it's time to retake american lit or something.
anyway. tori, will you go to grown up prom with me at the end of the month? i'm asking not because you're an allegory for the american dream, but because you're the literal best there ever was.