I keep getting emails about signing up for this network and I'm officially giving in, just to make them stop. Not that they were all kinds of incessant or anything, but there was no unsubscribe button and it would be tragic if they kept cluttering up my inbox and I missed all my other important emails, like coupons for Red Lobster (not sure when I was last at a Red Lobster, but okay?) or Steam trying to coerce me into buying whatever game I forgot was on my wishlist is suddenly on sale.
So anyway, hi. I'm here. What have I missed? I'm assuming everything.